Paid Members Accident Prone Posted April 8, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted April 8, 2023 There's lots of excuses being made here for piss poor fry-up toast standards. Wait three minutes until I can eat my toast? Spread the butter myself? Hogwash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted April 8, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted April 8, 2023 1 hour ago, neil said: having to hold them in your hands for ages to get them spreadable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bus Surfer Posted April 9, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted April 9, 2023 (edited) Monday is usually shopping day so disappointingly, it's not a full house. Was decent enough. Still can't get the Bacon quite right in the Air Fryer though. Toast was off camera. Edited April 9, 2023 by Silky Kisser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 13 minutes ago, Silky Kisser said: Toast was off camera. Not being buttered for you I hope! That bacon looks superb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 21 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: That bacon looks superb Something you say more than you hear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 26 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: Something you say more than you hear? Only when I get my little rasher out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chilly McFreeze Posted April 9, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted April 9, 2023 Sorry can we all agree that 'Air Fryers' don't count? It's a fucking oven, there's no frying going on in those things. Â Regarding toast and butter, I don't mind doing it myself but that butter better be room temperature. Nothing worse than trying to spread rock hard butter from the fridge and tearing up the bread. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members waters44 Posted April 9, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted April 9, 2023 There’s been three pictures since Butlinsgate and I think my 6/7 out of ten rating was a touch high Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Wiseau Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 On 4/5/2023 at 10:03 PM, FelatioLips said:  That brings me to Exhibit B. Someone else's Butlin's Breakfast- I know you claimed you had no Hash Brown, but look at the circled areas. The triangular shape could not be anything else. They clearly match up with your mystery food. One thing that threw me a little was how well cooked this hash brown was compared to the light colour of your item, but then look at everything else.  Sorry to go back to Butlins (and every time I leave I loudly proclaim that will never go back to Butlins, one day it'll hopefully be true) but I'd be interested to know which Butlins this is as the Minehead branch solely has the circular variety of HBs, not the traditional traingular variety. Also those are full slices of toast, Butlins offer no such luxury, they're diagonal slices and it's the worst toast I've ever eaten, so firm on the outside yet somehow soft but stale on the inside, I put it to you that this is not a Butlins breakfast!  I rest my case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 1 minute ago, Harry Wiseau said: Sorry to go back to Butlins (and every time I leave I loudly proclaim that will never go back to Butlins, one day it'll hopefully be true) but I'd be interested to know which Butlins this is as the Minehead branch solely has the circular variety of HBs, not the traditional traingular variety. Also those are full slices of toast, Butlins offer no such luxury, they're diagonal slices and it's the worst toast I've ever eaten, so firm on the outside yet somehow soft but stale on the inside, I put it to you that this is not a Butlins breakfast!  I rest my case Are you okay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Wiseau Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 16 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: Are you okay? I was until I saw mention of Butlins, but every time I'm reminded of it the memories come flooding back. Never again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BigJag Posted April 10, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted April 10, 2023 On 4/8/2023 at 10:25 PM, Wretch said: Put them under the rim of your plate or lean them against your mug of tea while you make a start on your brekkie. Be grand after two or three minutes. I put the butter packets between my two slices of toast. Making a butter packet toasted sandwich. That usually gets them to a suitable temperature quite quickly. Then you can peel back the foil. Exposing the warm butter. No knife required. Use the handy foil packet. Apply and spread the butter on the stil warm toast. Dispose of the clean foil. Eat your buttered toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted April 10, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted April 10, 2023 A little heavy on the beans but two slices of black pudding made up for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted April 10, 2023 Share Posted April 10, 2023 I love beans, but that is a LOT of beans. Looks like more than a tin! Fair play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted April 10, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted April 10, 2023 1 hour ago, SuperBacon said: I love beans, but that is a LOT of beans. Looks like more than a tin! Fair play. Only about 1/2 tin of Branston but they spread all over! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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