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3 minutes ago, Glenryck Pilchards said:

I cannot confirm or deny that I clogged up the toilet at a Ladbrokes in the North East of England this morning. 

Also, I can't believe no one has seen the hidden in plain sight message yet.

I saw it, but I'm OGS 4 LYF

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Bowness-on-Windermere. 

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Proper greasy spoon effort. Apart from the bacon looking like it was cooked on a radiator and it being half the size I expected, this did the job to mop up the George Jackson twins’ 50th pub crawl. 

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5 hours ago, Frankie Crisp said:

Bowness-on-Windermere. 

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Proper greasy spoon effort. Apart from the bacon looking like it was cooked on a radiator and it being half the size I expected, this did the job to mop up the George Jackson twins’ 50th pub crawl. 

Excellent, and extra points for giving the Bean Separatists palpitations.

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Just now, wordsfromlee said:

Are there any actual Bean Separatists apart from Alan Partridge?

There’s a few breakwater bedwetters and ramekin wronguns on here, I’m sure of it. 

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Just makes me very, very angry.  Removes the choice of if you want juice on your bacon or not, and fucks up fried bread completely.  It’s the Me too of the breakfast world.

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I've no issue whatsoever with the beans being served in a ramekin, it gives the customer the choice of where to put them on the plate, plus it keeps them hotter for longer. I'll always tip the lot out. Weird thing to get upset about.

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Mr Stanton.  The full English is a thing of beauty. Bean and tomato juice to the right minded is like pissing on the plate, infecting all the beautiful stuff with a vulgar moistness.  You don’t piss on beauty, unless you are German then it’s an average kink.

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