Fry-ups

[Arch Stanton]

UKFF bonus points for the brilliant Rovers Return mug too.

[Glenryck Pilchards]

I cannot confirm or deny that I clogged up the toilet at a Ladbrokes in the North East of England this morning. 

Also, I can't believe no one has seen the hidden in plain sight message yet.

[Carbomb]

3 minutes ago, Glenryck Pilchards said:

I cannot confirm or deny that I clogged up the toilet at a Ladbrokes in the North East of England this morning. 

Also, I can't believe no one has seen the hidden in plain sight message yet.

I saw it, but I'm OGS 4 LYF

[SuperBacon]

6 minutes ago, Glenryck Pilchards said:

I cannot confirm or deny that I clogged up the toilet at a Ladbrokes in the North East of England this morning. 

Did you blame any old people?

[Frankie Crisp]

Bowness-on-Windermere. 

Proper greasy spoon effort. Apart from the bacon looking like it was cooked on a radiator and it being half the size I expected, this did the job to mop up the George Jackson twins’ 50th pub crawl. 

[SuperBacon]

24 minutes ago, Frankie Crisp said:

Bowness-on-Windermere. 

Proper greasy spoon effort. Apart from the bacon looking like it was cooked on a radiator and it being half the size I expected, this did the job to mop up the George Jackson twins’ 50th pub crawl. 

https://www.hollandandbarrett.com/shop/product/vitabiotics-cardioace-plus-60084017

[Devon Malcolm]

5 hours ago, Frankie Crisp said:

Bowness-on-Windermere. 

Proper greasy spoon effort. Apart from the bacon looking like it was cooked on a radiator and it being half the size I expected, this did the job to mop up the George Jackson twins’ 50th pub crawl. 

Excellent, and extra points for giving the Bean Separatists palpitations.

[wordsfromlee]

Are there any actual Bean Separatists apart from Alan Partridge?

Edited March 25, 2023 by wordsfromlee

[Keith Houchen]

Just now, wordsfromlee said:

Are there any actual Bean Separatists apart from Alan Partridge?

There’s a few breakwater bedwetters and ramekin wronguns on here, I’m sure of it. 

[Thunderplex]

Me.  Saucy little fuckers get everywhere.

[neil]

31 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

ramekin wronguns

Much like nickleback fans these lot are everywhere but never admit to it

[Devon Malcolm]

Plum tomatoes as well. A terrible day for dry food nutters.

[Thunderplex]

Just makes me very, very angry.  Removes the choice of if you want juice on your bacon or not, and fucks up fried bread completely.  It’s the Me too of the breakfast world.

[Arch Stanton]

I've no issue whatsoever with the beans being served in a ramekin, it gives the customer the choice of where to put them on the plate, plus it keeps them hotter for longer. I'll always tip the lot out. Weird thing to get upset about.

[Thunderplex]

Mr Stanton.  The full English is a thing of beauty. Bean and tomato juice to the right minded is like pissing on the plate, infecting all the beautiful stuff with a vulgar moistness.  You don’t piss on beauty, unless you are German then it’s an average kink.