AEW Dynamite Thread 2022

[Loki]

2 hours ago, DavidB6937 said:

I think we all know what we're doing tonight.

 

[Supremo]

CM Punk is coming back. It's going to be incredible.

Or The Elite are the biggest troll dickheads in the history of the world. Which is also incredible.

Big shout to Jericho, too. What a year. Break the walls. Blade your tits.

Edited November 24, 2022 by Supremo

[simonworden]

18 hours ago, The King of Old School said:

That's exactly how i imagine an arena full of UKFF'ers would react to a match. That and taking the piss out of people's hair.

We're mostly all way to old for that type of behaviour these days. I imagine we would all likely be stood either around the bar complaining about young people not using headphones, in the queue for a shit or leaving early to grab a chippy tea. A decade ago you would probably be right though. 

[DavidB6937]

Part of me wants Punk back as it probably would make for some great TV.

But is it worth it? I'm exhausted by all of it really.

[Infinity Land]

As people were speculating Jamie's been made World champion and they've backdated Toni Storm's reign to an official World title reign. Fingers crossed the end of the Interim titles. A bit like the rankings, they're a fine idea in theory. In practice when you can't guarantee an outcome it's detrimental.

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Dammit I just got to the Acclaimed's next opponents. Which came with a fuck TNA chant

 

 

Edited November 24, 2022 by Infinity Land

[LaGoosh]

Ethan Page is a classic case of a guy who is ok at absolutely everything and great at nothing. There's nothing particularly bad about him but because he doesn't do anything particularly good it's pretty impossible to get invested in him.

[Loki]

"This is more than wrestling".  Oh Goddd.... so, so tired of the work shoot bollocks.  Why can't it just be wrestling?

[The King of Old School]

5 hours ago, Supremo said:

CM Punk is coming back. It's going to be incredible.

Or The Elite are the biggest troll dickheads in the history of the world. Which is also incredible.

Big shout to Jericho, too. What a year. Break the walls. Blade your tits.

This was my first thought. They are referencing things far too much for CM Punk not to come back now.

Elite win the best of 7 series with Death Triangle for the trio's belts, then maybe feuds with House of Black/JAS or what ever is left of the BCC while we wait for Punk to return, leading to Elite vs Punk/FTR, followed by the huge Omega/Punk singles match at a PPV somewhere. Seems daft not to work things out and go down that route.

Edited November 24, 2022 by The King of Old School

[Factotum]

If Punk isn't coming back then that GTS by Kenny was one of the best bits of dickhead shithousing ever. I'm here for it either way

[Infinity Land]

The Elite have had a lot of time off. They've been sat at home taking notes.

Mox bites people ✅

Hangman's buckshot is pretty deadly if you can pull it off ❌

And Bullet Club's 4 life.

 

[Supremo]

43 minutes ago, LaGoosh said:

Ethan Page is a classic case of a guy who is ok at absolutely everything and great at nothing. There's nothing particularly bad about him but because he doesn't do anything particularly good it's pretty impossible to get invested in him.

Come on, be fair. He is absolutely fantastic at kicking Luigi Primo offscreen. Arguably the very best to ever do it.

[Chris B]

24 minutes ago, Factotum said:

If Punk isn't coming back then that GTS by Kenny was one of the best bits of dickhead shithousing ever. I'm here for it either way

It's particularly good shithousing considering he prefaced it in interviews, talking about how it should all be let go and isn't relevant. To then immediately shithouse it up, while claiming to take the higher ground, is fantastic stuff. 

[69MeDon]

Yeah, I now believe there is a plan for Punk to come back. I suppose there is a chance they just did all that stuff for the Chicago crowd, but I'm not so sure that's the reason. I love heeling it up Elite.

Toni Storm must be annoyed.

Did Max Caster give his number to some women at ringside?

[Loki]

No interest in Punk coming back, no interest at all.  It was only a couple of months ago that you were all saying the same!  Fickle.  Fickle.  Fickle.

[Mr Butternut Squash]

Why on Earth were the Elite ever babyfaces again? Incredible shithousing! And coming off the back of Kenny's "We're human beings struggling to show our art", interview? *chef's kiss*

Between that, Hat and Jade Cargill's brilliant comedic timing, this was the most laugh out loud Dynamite ever.

Best episode in ages.