Paid Members ElCece Posted June 20, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted June 20, 2021 50 minutes ago, jazzygeofferz said: This would have never happened if he'd stayed at Liverpool, or Real Madrid, or Newcastle. Well, maybe not Newcastle. He had quite the reputation at Newcastle for indiscretion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted June 20, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted June 20, 2021 I was tempted to make a reference to Partridge's "Well, that was classic intercourse" line, but I'm not convinced Owen would ever feel such levels of enthusiasm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Although he probably does know a cracking Owl Sanctuary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted June 20, 2021 Moderators Share Posted June 20, 2021 Fuck me even that bird is as bland as you could get. Real touch of Partridge to his texts though "Lovely tits, 10 on 10". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordsfromlee Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 My favourite quote of his: "Hmmm. Not bad. Great t**" Just the one. Singular. Everything he says in their conversations sounds straight out of the mouth of Partridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted June 20, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted June 20, 2021 32 minutes ago, wordsfromlee said: "Hmmm. Not bad. Great t**" The “Hmmm” genuinely comes across as more legitimate judgment rather than appreciation, like he’s appraising rather than trying to entice her into the sack. Like Partridge inspecting an onion. Just goes to show, all these instinctive number 10s are the same. You always expect them to score but given too much time to think, they invariably make a shambles of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 He really is like a mixture of Partridge and the Peter Beardsley made up by Bob Mortimer, I'm surprised he hasn't referred to them as her "fronties". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted June 20, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted June 20, 2021 3 hours ago, Merzbow said: He really is like a mixture of Partridge and the Peter Beardsley made up by Bob Mortimer, I'm surprised he hasn't referred to them as her "fronties". I'm looking forward to his next statement, looking humble while wearing a polo-necked puffer puffer jacket with a concealed hood in the collar, which is accessed by zip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr_Danger Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 19 minutes ago, Kaz Hayashi said: Despite the obvious gag it’s even funnier that they genuinely had charismatic and cool on there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted June 20, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted June 20, 2021 So, she's a professional honey trapper, and he's initiated contact with her to cheat on his wife? I suppose it saves a lot of time this way. Very efficient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted June 20, 2021 Author Paid Members Share Posted June 20, 2021 12 minutes ago, Nostalgia Nonce said: So, she's a professional honey trapper, and he's initiated contact with her to cheat on his wife? I suppose it saves a lot of time this way. Very efficient. He was noted for his pace. Actually got in before she did. Beat the honey trap, like it was Lee Dixon with his hand up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted June 21, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted June 21, 2021 On 6/19/2021 at 10:49 PM, IANdrewDiceClay said: "Your past. Your present. Your posts with your tits out." The spin on “Then, Now, Forever” we’ve all be waiting for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 I bet he calls them “Chesters” if they’re tremendous and “Wrexhams” if they’re saggy and smelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallicks Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Keith Houchen said: I bet he calls them “Chesters” if they’re tremendous and “Wrexhams” if they’re saggy and smelly. "Chesters..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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