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Happy birthday Ralphy!


Slapnut

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He’s forever tainted biscuits and cows for me, because I can’t look at either without thinking of him, but he’s still one of my favourites on here.

Happy birthday @Ralphy

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Have a good one, Ralphy.

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38 minutes ago, Slapnut said:

He’s forever tainted biscuits and cows for me, because I can’t look at either without thinking of him, but he’s still one of my favourites on here.

You'll never be able to look at a Malted Milk biscuit without thinking of Ralphy's taint.

 

HBD, RLPH

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As a birthday treat from me to you, Ralphy, I’ll let you in on a little biscuit treat. Get to a Lidl/Aldi and get some spiced biscuits or “Spekulaas” I think it’s called from the Christmas bit. Best biscuits.

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2 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

Ralphy, I've written you a birthday haiku.

Broken biscuit man 

Fighting cows on long walks yeah?

Loves South Park gifs, joy!

Happy birthday pal.

Inspired by @SuperBacon, I’ve gone with a Limerick...

There once was a lad from West Brom.

On biscuits he’d constantly nom.

He’s really quite nice,

but he’ll jack up the price

on that Regal book with an aplomb.

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