All Tories Are Cunts thread

[PunkStep]

48 minutes ago, David said:

They just figured he was a terrorist loving anti-semite. Because that's what the papers had branded him as. Corbyn stands as an example of what happens whenever anyone who doesn't fit with the right-wing media agenda decides to make a run for a position of power.

You can be an abhorrent cunt but that can be overlooked unless you commit an unforgettable horrendous crime such as getting some figures wrong once during an interview or pull an odd face while eating a bacon sandwich. It's fucking nuts how some people will gobble up the mundane rhetoric fed to them by the right wing media yet give a pass to consistent lying, negligence and outright law breaking.

[Hannibal Scorch]

50 minutes ago, PunkStep said:

You can be an abhorrent cunt but that can be overlooked unless you commit an unforgettable horrendous crime such as getting some figures wrong once during an interview or pull an odd face while eating a bacon sandwich. It's fucking nuts how some people will gobble up the mundane rhetoric fed to them by the right wing media yet give a pass to consistent lying, negligence and outright law breaking.

Yeah but she did wear two left shoes.

Allegedly.

[Hannibal Scorch]

 

[Tommy!]

On 5/31/2022 at 7:15 PM, Hannibal Scorch said:

Yeah but she did wear two left shoes

Two left feet eh, can't dance but on the plus side you can steal shoes from outside Dolcis. 

[LCJ]

2 hours ago, johnnyboy said:

I'm trusting at least one paper will run with "Bring Your own Boos" tomorrow.

Probably the Daily Star.

[WyattSheepMask]

It’ll probably lead to absolutely no change whatsoever, but Vote of Confidence is happening today

 

Edited June 6, 2022 by WyattSheepMask

[Hannibal Scorch]

 

[d-d-d-dAz]

This will just solidify his position, and under current Tory party rules leaves him immune for a year.

The fact they’ve rushed it, meaning the rebels don’t have time to strategise and convince on-the-fence MP’s that they have a credible replacement/plan, means he’ll win by an absolute landslide.

[Keith Houchen]

3 minutes ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

This will just solidify his position, and under current Tory party rules leaves him immune for a year.

The fact they’ve rushed it, meaning the rebels don’t have time to strategise and convince on-the-fence MP’s that they have a credible replacement/plan, means he’ll win by an absolute landslide.

Those rules can be changed though. 

 

[d-d-d-dAz]

It’s the Tories, though. They respect/get hard-ons for perceived power.

If Boris stomps them tonight, they’ll retreat to their ditch tonight and return in 6 months calling him the Messiah again.

[PunkStep]

There's towing the party line, but fuck me Dorries is insufferable with her anal tonguing of the PM isn't she? Her tweet claiming that there were 'FAR MORE CHEERS' than boos for him when he arrived for the Jubilee bollocks was astounding delusion. 

[gmoney]

I suspect she's well aware there's literally no other potential Tory leader other than Johnson that would give her the time of the day, let alone a cabinet position.

[Hannibal Scorch]

12 minutes ago, PunkStep said:

There's towing the party line, but fuck me Dorries is insufferable with her anal tonguing of the PM isn't she? Her tweet claiming that there were 'FAR MORE CHEERS' than boos for him when he arrived for the Jubilee bollocks was astounding delusion. 

It is Boo-Urns in real life

[Jazzy G]

Presumably by showing such great support she's hoping if it turns out somebody in the cabinet has been against Johnson she could be moving up the pecking order somehow. 

[WyattSheepMask]

Dorres would say the sky is green and murder a baby if she thought it would get Johnson inside her