Mr_Danger Posted April 29, 2022 Share Posted April 29, 2022 Hey, I know that guy! It’s *checks notes* Neil ‘ten wanks’ Parish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted April 29, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted April 29, 2022 Turns out Neil Parish was on telly earlier this week. Let's see what he had to say: Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted April 29, 2022 Awards Moderator Share Posted April 29, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted April 30, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted April 30, 2022 Well that's quite the line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lorne Malvo Posted April 30, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted April 30, 2022 Ah, the old tractor excuse. A tale as old as time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 Went looking for a John Deere, found someone getting fucked in the rear. That old chestnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 (edited) Farming Simp. Bet he was watching Cathy Barry. Edited April 30, 2022 by Keith Houchen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 I'll never forget my first tractor pull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SuperBacon Posted April 30, 2022 Members Share Posted April 30, 2022 Cumbine Harvester? Cornhub? Anyone? No? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LCJ Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 On 4/12/2022 at 4:26 PM, Lorne Malvo said: My gammon wanker manager just said, without a shred of irony, 'Boris is a lying conniving scheaming cunt but we need someone like that running the country so that's why I voted for him'. The Tories will never be voted out because we live in a country now where people would rather stand by their vote like it's a football team and back it to the very end instead of admitting that maybe they just got it wrong. I’ve said this for a while. People need to stop treating politics like football. You are actually allowed to support another side if the one you previously got behind is utter shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lorne Malvo Posted April 30, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted April 30, 2022 30 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: Cumbine Harvester? Cornhub? Anyone? No? Do you write for Mock The Week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Blog Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 1 hour ago, SuperBacon said: Cumbine Harvester? Cornhub? Anyone? No? Like something you would read in the 'Daily Pail'  Waaaaaheeeeeyyyyy, I'll get my coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
69MeDon Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 4 hours ago, JNLister said: Well that's quite the line. Please, God, if you exist, and you're listening, make this guy explain how he was on Google Images, searching with the keyword "tractor" and found himself looking at porn. Something about all this reminds me of Always Sunny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted April 30, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted April 30, 2022 Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
69MeDon Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 (edited) Perhaps it was something along these lines?: *sigh* and now my internet history has a "sexy tractor" Google search. Edited April 30, 2022 by 69MeDon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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