All Tories Are Cunts thread

[69MeDon]

1 hour ago, Tommy! said:

I can only assume this newspaper claim Angela Rayner attempts to flash her fanny at Johnson exists solely as an excuse for them to print lots of pictures of her legs. 

It's exactly that. Remember the uproar the last time the Mail (I think) posted a masthead about a woman MP's legs? This way they can post the picture but sort of tie it to an actual story (a bullshit story, but still).

[Keith Houchen]

2 hours ago, Tommy! said:

I can only assume this newspaper claim Angela Rayner attempts to flash her fanny at Johnson exists solely as an excuse for them to print lots of pictures of her legs. 

Tories have been condemning it, which must have embarrassed the client journalist who was sucking up to Johnson. In an incredible coincidence, Johnson and Dorries condemned it with identical tweets! What’s the chances of that!

[stumobir]

Not entirely sure who was supposed to come out of that article looking bad? Angela Rayner for having legs or our Prime Minister whose own MP’s believe can’t function properly if sat across from a woman in a skirt. 

[Keith Houchen]

3 minutes ago, stumobir said:

Not entirely sure who was supposed to come out of that article looking bad? Angela Rayner for having legs or our Prime Minister whose own MP’s believe can’t function properly if sat across from a woman in a skirt. 

The most telling bit of that article was how tories said she can’t possibly beat his Oxford debating skills so has to resort to other tactics. This in spite of her destroying him at the despatch box when she does PMQS. It also shows they think winning a debate means humiliating your opponent even if they are factually correct. Totally rotten bunch of corrupt cunts. 

[PunkStep]

8 hours ago, 69MeDon said:

Remember the uproar the last time the Mail (I think) posted a masthead about a woman MP's legs?

[Carbomb]

 

[Keith Houchen]

 My moneys on a coked up Gove. 

[Tommy!]

It's Mogg looking at 18th century French lithographs of ladies ankles.

[Carbomb]

16 minutes ago, Tommy! said:

It's Mogg looking at 18th century French lithographs of ladies ankles.

I bet he has an amusing clock where a little man comes out and drops his trousers every half hour

[69MeDon]

Just like when I saw that video of a PCSO in London wanking off on a park bench the other week, stuff like this makes me wonder just HOW horny can you be to watching porn in these situations? You can't wait until you get home? Or, shit, just go to the toilet if you absolutely must hit up the Hub.

[Hannibal Scorch]

2 hours ago, Carbomb said:

I bet he has an amusing clock where a little man comes out and drops his trousers every half hour

Or a pen where a woman’s clothes fall off.

in other news. Oh.

 

[WyattSheepMask]

It may have been @Astro Hollywoodthat said it (I’m almost certain it was come to think of it), but you just know that when JRM finishes he screams “oh crumbs”

[chokeout]

4 hours ago, Tommy! said:

It's Mogg looking at 18th century French lithographs of ladies ankles.

[Chili]

I find Mogg incredibly unnerving. He looks like he moves without any noise, just fucking appear behind you out of nowhere. Pipes with privilege basically. 

[Tommy!]

4 hours ago, Carbomb said:

I bet he has an amusing clock where a little man comes out and drops his trousers every half hour

A man may enter politics for many things: his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But some would mud wrestle thier own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock, and a sack of French porn.