Paid Members Surf Digby Posted January 2, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted January 2, 2022 Discovered in the early hours of this morning, that there's an adult golf course in Nottingham. I've not yet determined if this is an "adult" golf course, or an "adult golf" course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 5 minutes ago, Nostalgia Nonce said: Discovered in the early hours of this morning, that there's an adult golf course in Nottingham. I've not yet determined if this is an "adult" golf course, or an "adult golf" course. Don't forget your wood....waheeeeeeeeeey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 Don’t get caught in the rough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 Once, my driving instructor (Not Steve Beaton) said he took a girl on a lesson to a golf course so they wouldn’t be disturbed. “Did you play the 19th hole” I asked, “And the 20th” was his reply. The best bit was he still charged her for the driving lesson! (Not Steve Beaton) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted January 2, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted January 2, 2022 7 hours ago, Nostalgia Nonce said: Discovered in the early hours of this morning, that there's an adult golf course in Nottingham. I've not yet determined if this is an "adult" golf course, or an "adult golf" course. They've opened one in Sheffield too. It's just crazy golf with alcohol available. The mrs was gutted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rey_Piste Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 My neck, my back, my pussy and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted January 16, 2022 Share Posted January 16, 2022 Not an outstanding name by themselves but I realised the other day I had a letter addressed to a couple on my round and they’re called Emma and Dale. Same round has a Mr Raper and Barry White. A Mrs Cocking also has a sign on her post box that says “Cocking Only” that is never not funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted January 17, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted January 17, 2022 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Boyes There was a bloke of the same name who lived in Jersey a while back. My mate worked at the hospital, booking travel for people who needed appointments/operations at other hospitals, and had to arrange some stuff for him one time. He managed to hold it together and not laugh at the name, until he spotted that he was married, at which point he apparently broke down laughing - as he would every time he tried to recount the story to us. We didn't get why that, specifically, was so funny. Eventually he managed to explain that the moment he saw that Roger Boyes was married, he pictured him stood at the altar, while a priest asks, "Do you, Roger Boyes..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted January 17, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted January 17, 2022 1 hour ago, BomberPat said: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Boyes There was a bloke of the same name who lived in Jersey a while back. My mate worked at the hospital, booking travel for people who needed appointments/operations at other hospitals, and had to arrange some stuff for him one time. He managed to hold it together and not laugh at the name, until he spotted that he was married, at which point he apparently broke down laughing - as he would every time he tried to recount the story to us. We didn't get why that, specifically, was so funny. Eventually he managed to explain that the moment he saw that Roger Boyes was married, he pictured him stood at the altar, while a priest asks, "Do you, Roger Boyes..." “Roger Boyes. True or false?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted January 17, 2022 Awards Moderator Share Posted January 17, 2022 I'm sure this name is very familiar to some people, but I just heard that the shadow leader of the House of Commons is Thangam Debbonnaire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 On 1/16/2022 at 6:04 PM, Mr_Danger said: Not an outstanding name by themselves but I realised the other day I had a letter addressed to a couple on my round and they’re called Emma and Dale. Same round has a Mr Raper and Barry White. A Mrs Cocking also has a sign on her post box that says “Cocking Only” that is never not funny. As of today I’m adding Mr R Kelly to my list of unfortunately named customers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philo_Vance Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 I'm currently sitting in an MS Excel training course with an instructor named Chester Tugwell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 Congratulations!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted January 24, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted January 24, 2022 I can hear them laughing at the foreign office now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 9 minutes ago, jazzygeofferz said: I can hear them laughing at the foreign office now. It’ll be drowned out by everyone else laughing at us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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