Outstanding Names

[Carbomb]

The athletics is always a source of tremendous names:

 

[Statto]

Another from the world of college football that has an extra appeal to wrestling fans of a certain age - Louisiana Monroe wide receiver Boogie Knight.

Ok, it's a nickname (although Jeremiah "Boogie" Knight is pretty good anyways) but personally I give it extra points because he's a white bloke.

[Version1.0]

Aussie Rules player Orazio Fantasia.
 

 

Edited September 18, 2022 by Version1.0

[BomberPat]

https://speculativelife.com/kregg-hetherington

 

KREGG HETHERINGTON.

[Carbomb]

I'm guessing that's down to the weird way the Yanks pronounce "Craig". 

[Tim Healys Chutney Spoon]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyreece_Campbell_(footballer)

 

Tyreece Campbell, nothing spectacular until you see his middle names

[Guest]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-63495123

[Devon Malcolm]

 

[SaitoRyo]

[cobra_gordo]

You've got a twofer.

[SaitoRyo]

America's number one sport. 

[Devon Malcolm]

Comes with a bonus very niche but superb Moloko reference.

 

[Rockbus2]

On 9/18/2022 at 3:04 PM, Version1.0 said:

Aussie Rules player Orazio Fantasia.
 

 

I often wake up in the morning with a song stuck in my head but today I've woken up with the words "Oraaaazio Fantasia" going round in my brain thanks to this sodding video.

[Mr_Danger]

Sounds like he’s trying to rip off an Adam Sandler film without getting sued.

[Devon Malcolm]

I'm not sure it's quite in the spirit of this thread but still wonderful anyway.