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My local chippy - the best one I've ever been to - has finally reopened after a stupidly long Christmas break, so I popped in for lunch today. The unthinkable has happened - they've got new owners. I was pretty nervous when I ordered the food, in case the new staff meant a drop in quality. Sure enough, it was really underwhelming. Soggy chips, slightly slimy batter that stuck to the paper, and tasteless sausages. Absolutely gutted.

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Chippy tea night~! Soss, haddock, chips. Shared with Mrs Onyx. 

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And I started thinking, are there any other meals that you order "twice"? You don't say "jalfrezi and rice twice please". 

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2 minutes ago, Onyx2 said:

Chippy tea night~! Soss, haddock, chips. Shared with Mrs Onyx. 

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And I started thinking, are there any other meals that you order "twice"? You don't say "jalfrezi and rice twice please". 

Looks tremendous that. Forgive my ignorance but what's Soss?

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22 minutes ago, DEF said:

Looks tremendous that. Forgive my ignorance but what's Soss?

You're overthinking it. "Sausage". Battered in this case. 

Silky Kisser looked like we had the same tea. 

And we had curry sauce. 

Are you Mrs Onyx? Are we watching a Jack Black film right now? :crazy:

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3 hours ago, Onyx2 said:

You're overthinking it. "Sausage". Battered in this case. 

Silky Kisser looked like we had the same tea. 

And we had curry sauce. 

Are you Mrs Onyx? Are we watching a Jack Black film right now? :crazy:

Haha I thought it was some fucked up fish wrapped in black pudding I'd never heard of or something. I'm always on the look out for novelties. Never occurred to me you were abbreviating.

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11 hours ago, Frankie Crisp said:

There was only one chippy open. Sorry?

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Chips, big sausages, peas and curry. I think I asked for something different.

This could be to Frankie what that Ric Flair pic has become to Thunderplex

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