CAREBEAR LUVVA Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 My local chippy - the best one I've ever been to - has finally reopened after a stupidly long Christmas break, so I popped in for lunch today. The unthinkable has happened - they've got new owners. I was pretty nervous when I ordered the food, in case the new staff meant a drop in quality. Sure enough, it was really underwhelming. Soggy chips, slightly slimy batter that stuck to the paper, and tasteless sausages. Absolutely gutted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted January 11, 2019 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted January 11, 2019 Chippy tea night~! Soss, haddock, chips. Shared with Mrs Onyx. And I started thinking, are there any other meals that you order "twice"? You don't say "jalfrezi and rice twice please". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members DEF Posted January 11, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted January 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, Onyx2 said: Chippy tea night~! Soss, haddock, chips. Shared with Mrs Onyx. And I started thinking, are there any other meals that you order "twice"? You don't say "jalfrezi and rice twice please". Looks tremendous that. Forgive my ignorance but what's Soss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bus Surfer Posted January 11, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted January 11, 2019 First of the year. Misses proper jipped me on the curry sauce though. Cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted January 11, 2019 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted January 11, 2019 22 minutes ago, DEF said: Looks tremendous that. Forgive my ignorance but what's Soss? You're overthinking it. "Sausage". Battered in this case. Silky Kisser looked like we had the same tea. And we had curry sauce. Are you Mrs Onyx? Are we watching a Jack Black film right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members DEF Posted January 11, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted January 11, 2019 3 hours ago, Onyx2 said: You're overthinking it. "Sausage". Battered in this case. Silky Kisser looked like we had the same tea. And we had curry sauce. Are you Mrs Onyx? Are we watching a Jack Black film right now? Haha I thought it was some fucked up fish wrapped in black pudding I'd never heard of or something. I'm always on the look out for novelties. Never occurred to me you were abbreviating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted January 11, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted January 11, 2019 10 minutes ago, DEF said: Haha I thought it was some fucked up fish wrapped in black pudding That sounds amazing though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted January 12, 2019 Awards Moderator Share Posted January 12, 2019 There was only one chippy open. Sorry? Chips, big sausages, peas and curry. I think I asked for something different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chris B Posted January 12, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted January 12, 2019 That's like if The Exorcist was interpreted as a takeaway meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted January 12, 2019 Moderators Share Posted January 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Frankie Crisp said: There was only one chippy open. Sorry? Chips, big sausages, peas and curry. I think I asked for something different. Battered diseased labia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted January 12, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted January 12, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordsfromlee Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 Is that what it looked like going in or coming out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted January 12, 2019 Awards Moderator Share Posted January 12, 2019 Both. It was that or nothing. I should have gone for nothing. Possibly the worst chippy tea I’ve ever had but it was a desperate situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted January 12, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted January 12, 2019 11 hours ago, Frankie Crisp said: There was only one chippy open. Sorry? Chips, big sausages, peas and curry. I think I asked for something different. This could be to Frankie what that Ric Flair pic has become to Thunderplex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted January 12, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted January 12, 2019 How pissed were you Frankie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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