Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted February 9, 2018 Moderators Share Posted February 9, 2018 One of my friends has just told me that he eats chocolate digestives both ways and which one he does is 'temperature dependant'. He hasn't explained any further what the fuck that even means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Dead Mike Posted February 9, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted February 9, 2018 Chocolate on top, because I'm not a feral savage. I imagine people who eat biscuits upside down hold their knife & fork in the wrong hands too. I've no strong opinion on people who split a 'sandwich' biscuit (Oreo et al) & eat it in two halves, it makes more of a mess but stretches out a packet. On another biscuit related note I tried these last weekend & they're tremendous  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted February 9, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted February 9, 2018 22 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said: One of my friends has just told me that he eats chocolate digestives both ways and which one he does is 'temperature dependant'. He hasn't explained any further what the fuck that even means. I would guess that, if it's hotter, the chocolate on the biscuit is more likely to melt quicker, so they're more likely to go chocolate on top, whereas a colder biscuit won't melt as fast. Again, though, it's one bloody biscuit, how clammy are your hands if the chocolate's melting in the short journey betwixt packet and face?  Coffee on cereal sounds fucking horrid. Though that might be because I drink black coffee. Either way, it sounds like someone woke up with a bastard of a hangover and couldn't bring themselves to make their breakfast cereal or breakfast drink properly, and just resigned themselves to a shameful halfway house. Biscuit wrongness or not, if you have a fizzy drink on your Cheerios you're no better than an animal. Fucking hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted February 9, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted February 9, 2018 26 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said: One of my friends has just told me that he eats chocolate digestives both ways Greedy bastard. In terms of ‘depending on temp’, I assume he means that if it’s hot & the biscuits melty, he’ll hold it choc face up, fingers underneath the biscuit bit, to avoid a messy mishap. Edit: (The lord of darkness explains this above) Clearly he’s still wrong though, because he turns it upside down if the biscuit isn’t melty, choc face down, like a cretin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted February 9, 2018 Moderators Share Posted February 9, 2018 Turns out it's actually the opposite. Apparently they go chocolate up if they're fridge-cold, and chocolate down if they are warmer 'to avoid getting the biscuit stuck to the roof of your mouth'. I can only assume he's cramming them in whole. Lunatic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted February 9, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted February 9, 2018 Unorthodox eating techniques must be a 'thing' at the minute, what the fuck is going on here? Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 I'd be more shocked if he'd done something - anything - like a normal, cognitively functional human being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAFKAC Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 Someone mentioned this earlier but every time I come into this thread I am equally dreading equally intrigued by what bizarre eating habit will be mentioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted February 9, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted February 9, 2018 Chocolate on top Tea black but, I eat Big Macs in layers. No other burger, only Big Macs. top bun first, then burger folded with sauce and onion, then middle bun with remaining sauce, then bottom bun with burger and cheese on top, like one of those sandwiches at a buffet where it's just the filling on one bit of bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamaras-Tash Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 38 minutes ago, FelatioLips said: Chocolate on top Tea black but, I eat Big Macs in layers. No other burger, only Big Macs. top bun first, then burger folded with sauce and onion, then middle bun with remaining sauce, then bottom bun with burger and cheese on top, like one of those sandwiches at a buffet where it's just the filling on one bit of bread. Â What the fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted February 9, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted February 9, 2018 43 minutes ago, FelatioLips said: Chocolate on top Tea black but, I eat Big Macs in layers. No other burger, only Big Macs. top bun first, then burger folded with sauce and onion, then middle bun with remaining sauce, then bottom bun with burger and cheese on top, like one of those sandwiches at a buffet where it's just the filling on one bit of bread. The smorgasbord approach to the Big Mac. It sounds messy but I'm not fired up with indignation like i am for some of the heathen practices already discussed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted February 9, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted February 9, 2018 43 minutes ago, FelatioLips said: Chocolate on top Tea black but, I eat Big Macs in layers. No other burger, only Big Macs. top bun first, then burger folded with sauce and onion, then middle bun with remaining sauce, then bottom bun with burger and cheese on top, like one of those sandwiches at a buffet where it's just the filling on one bit of bread. The smorgasbord approach to the Big Mac. It sounds messy but I'm not fired up with indignation like i am for some of the heathen practices already discussed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nick Soapdish Posted February 9, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted February 9, 2018 8 minutes ago, Kamaras-Tash said:  What the fuck  47 minutes ago, FelatioLips said:  but, I eat Big Macs in layers. No other burger, only Big Macs. top bun first, then burger folded with sauce and onion, then middle bun with remaining sauce, then bottom bun with burger and cheese on top, like one of those sandwiches at a buffet where it's just the filling on one bit of bread. Firstly, Big Macs aren't even near the best burger on the menu (Hello Big Tasty, Quarter Pounder), it is just two regular hamburger, minus a top bun, with lettuce and average sauce. Secondly, if I saw someone doing this in a McDonalds, I'd probably call the men in white coats to take you away. I am so confused right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted February 9, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted February 9, 2018 You're an absolute disgrace @FelatioLips with that Big Mac revelation, you cel-shaded bummer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted February 9, 2018 Moderators Share Posted February 9, 2018 I dunno. It's bizarre, unnecessary and very messy... But it still doesn't offend me as much as insisting that the biscuit side is the top. (On the biscuit thing again - someone said that they acknowledged that the chocolate side was the top, but they they ate them upside down which I was totally fine with). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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