Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted February 8, 2018 Awards Moderator Share Posted February 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, BomberPat said: She holds the mug so completely wrong that I can't believe you'd be so confident in citing her in support of your biscuit-holding. She has no idea how to hold objects at all. I'll be honest, I'm so lost with the whole biscuit thing now I might pop out at lunchtime to buy a packet and spend the afternoon figuring out whether I've been going wrong my whole life or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrasslin Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, BomberPat said: She holds the mug so completely wrong that I can't believe you'd be so confident in citing her in support of your biscuit-holding. She has no idea how to hold objects at all. Maybe she has a deficiency in her grip in her mug hand. You don't know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members chokeout Posted February 8, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted February 8, 2018 Bomber Pat, pictured moments ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rey_Piste Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 That looks like a still from 2 girls 1 cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 2 girls, 1 cup, because the other wasn't holding hers properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted February 8, 2018 Awards Moderator Share Posted February 8, 2018 56 minutes ago, Uncle Zeb said: "You lot clearly prefer the taste of dry toast more than peanut butter. Toast on peanut butter is wasted on you lot." WOAH. This is a game-changing argument. You spread stuff on bread / toast, then which way do you hold it up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted February 8, 2018 Author Share Posted February 8, 2018 8 minutes ago, Onyx2 said: WOAH. This is a game-changing argument. You spread stuff on bread / toast, then which way do you hold it up? Pat obviously butters the bottom of his Warburtons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted February 8, 2018 Awards Moderator Share Posted February 8, 2018 4 minutes ago, Undefeated Steak said: Pat obviously butters the bottom of his Warburtons. That's Tolkien-esque phrasing. I can just see Ian McKellen reciting that. Top alliteration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 5 minutes ago, Undefeated Steak said: Pat obviously butters the bottom of his Warburtons. Perched on a stepladder, bread against the ceiling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rey_Piste Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 14 minutes ago, Onyx2 said: WOAH. This is a game-changing argument. You spread stuff on bread / toast, then which way do you hold it up? I have a tendency to fold toast. So butter and Marmite, the fold it in half like a sarnie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted February 8, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted February 8, 2018 56 minutes ago, Undefeated Steak said: Pat obviously butters the bottom of his Warburtons. This is my new catch-all euphemism, I reckon.  Butter/spreads go on top of the toast, which isn't cut at all because I'm a lazy sod, despite the fact that food is always better when it's triangular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted February 8, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted February 8, 2018 5 minutes ago, BomberPat said: food is always better when it's triangular. And in Darth Vader's case, the only edible shape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted February 8, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted February 8, 2018 10 minutes ago, BomberPat said: This is my new catch-all euphemism, I reckon. Butter/spreads go on top of the toast, which isn't cut at all because I'm a lazy sod, despite the fact that food is always better when it's triangular. What if someone writes 'Waburtons' on the bottom of the toast? Does that then become the top in your eyes? I agree with Rey, why piss around with fancy-Dan "knives" and such, when you can just fold it over and make your own personal sandwich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 I wasn't holding any of this against you personally, Pat, but the fact you want all chocolate bars to be shaped like Toblerone makes it really hard to separate the man from the atrocity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ReturnOfTheMack Posted February 8, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted February 8, 2018 One of my brothers used to microwave bread, just so he could be sure it wasn't burnt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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