Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted February 8, 2018 Awards Moderator Share Posted February 8, 2018 2 minutes ago, ReturnOfTheMack said: One of my brothers used to microwave bread, just so he could be sure it wasn't burnt. This gets weirder and weirder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ReturnOfTheMack Posted February 8, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted February 8, 2018 Yeah, he got stick over that. A lot! He ended up as an M.C. in a Rotherham nightclub and looks as old as me despite being a decade younger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrasslin Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Every time I come back to this thread I'm filled with either rage or confusion. Toast. Number 15 - Cut diagonally. Peanut butter. Anyone who has Nutella is a cretin. I think we can all agree microwave bread is an abomination. I had an ex who made cheese on toast in the microwave . . . I think it was a contributing factor to the demise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted February 8, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted February 8, 2018 12 minutes ago, Wrasslin said: toast in the microwave That's not toast, it's just warm floppy bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted February 8, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted February 8, 2018 We used to have microwave with a grilling element in it so that it could actually make toast. It took about 15 minutes per slice, and took about £2 off the electric meter, but my flatmate was fascinated by it and would sit for hours toasting half a loaf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted February 8, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted February 8, 2018 For the love of Jesus can we confirm that there is no one in the microwaving bread camp. I'm not talking about Surf's Special Grillcrowave as that is next level atrocity. Just that no one heats up bread in a bog standard microwave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chilly McFreeze Posted February 8, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted February 8, 2018 2 hours ago, ReturnOfTheMack said: One of my brothers used to microwave bread, just so he could be sure it wasn't burnt. I know someone who's favourite snack is a 'Cheese and Corn Beef In The Microwave Sandwich.' It's aboslutely rotten but she loves them. And it's always given it's full name when she mentions it. 'Cheese and Corn Beef In The Microwave Sandwich.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nick Soapdish Posted February 8, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted February 8, 2018 14 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said: For the love of Jesus can we confirm that there is no one in the microwaving bread camp. I'm not talking about Surf's Special Grillcrowave as that is next level atrocity. Just that no one heats up bread in a bog standard microwave. I never even realized it could be a thing until this thread. However I don't think anyone is that much of a monster here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted February 8, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted February 8, 2018 Well, I asked McVitie’s themselves, and the answer is… Knock me down with a feather. I’m off to post in the ‘TIL’ thread… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Can I just say that I've had a shit couple of days, and this thread has made me laugh and smile loads, so love you all (apart from you utter, UTTER freaks who think the chocolate is on the top...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted February 8, 2018 Awards Moderator Share Posted February 8, 2018 34 minutes ago, Your Fight Site said: Well, I asked McVitie’s themselves, and the answer is… Knock me down with a feather. I’m off to post in the ‘TIL’ thread… Yes! Validation! Or possibly just relief that Pat and I weren’t totally mad after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted February 8, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted February 8, 2018 It’s clearly a PR stunt. If they said the real answer.. “what the fuck are you asking for? You know the answer, and it’s not the bottom.. you daft sod”, people wouldn’t have battered an eye lid. Biscuits would have sold as usual. But because they’ve said.. “errr yeah, it’s on the bottom because of err, chocolate reservoirs or something”.. they will naturally get loads of people running out to buy packs of chocolate digestives that are 7 biscuits lighter don’t you know. On top of that, the person who replies to twitter questions is clearly on work experience. Chocolate reservoirs.... bloody hell. It sounds like one of Scott’s punch lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Red Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p05b7zgk It's true you know. Straight from the moon faced grocer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, Bicurious Dad said: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p05b7zgk It's true you know. Straight from the moon faced grocer. That's how the chocolate gets on in the factory, then they're flipped over because that's the fucking way up they're meant to be eaten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Red Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 I was talking about the chocolate reservoir part. I honestly don't care how anyone eats their biscuits, so long as it's with a big mug of tea. Warm bread is a totally different beast, almost as horrific as soggy bread (including milky bread and suppy-up bread). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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