Otto Dem Wanz Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 It's FA Cup 3rd round Saturday, so there's a high chance we're going to see some pitch invasions. Â Fuck. Off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted January 7, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 7, 2017 I'm so conscious of the fact eating an apple is an overly unpleasant noise to overhear I cut mine into slices to prevent it. Â My consideration is rewarded by being labeled a posh poof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briefcase Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 People not saying "Please" or "Thank You". I know these are minor annoyances in the scheme of things but it annoys me. I might not look like a particularly happy looking chap, but when I say "please" and "thank you", I actually mean it.  Letting people across a Zebra Crossing who do not even acknowledge or say thank you infuriates me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Poor timekeeping is my biggest peeve. People who casually turn up late like it's cool and don't make any mention of it annoy the fuck out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members mim731 Posted January 7, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 7, 2017  People not saying "Please" or "Thank You". I know these are minor annoyances in the scheme of things but it annoys me. I might not look like a particularly happy looking chap, but when I say "please" and "thank you", I actually mean it.  Letting people across a Zebra Crossing who do not even acknowledge or say thank you infuriates me.  In fairness, you have to legally stop to let people across the road at zebra crossing,so there is no reason they should thank you really. I agree at non-zebra crossings people should at least wave to say thank you and it's annoying when they don't, but not at a zebra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briefcase Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017   People not saying "Please" or "Thank You". I know these are minor annoyances in the scheme of things but it annoys me. I might not look like a particularly happy looking chap, but when I say "please" and "thank you", I actually mean it.  Letting people across a Zebra Crossing who do not even acknowledge or say thank you infuriates me.  In fairness, you have to legally stop to let people across the road at zebra crossing,so there is no reason they should thank you really. I agree at non-zebra crossings people should at least wave to say thank you and it's annoying when they don't, but not at a zebra.   Technically a car does not have to stop until someone steps onto the crossing, so the part where someone is waiting to cross and I stop to let them across without a thank you is very frustrating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Do you drive something German? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ElCece Posted January 7, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 7, 2017 To jump in on the zebra crossing debate. Even though legally you have to stop if I'm the pedestrian I always make a point of a wee hand signal or wave. Just a wee bit off politeness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted January 7, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 7, 2017 Do you drive something German? Only your ex-wife  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted January 7, 2017 Author Paid Members Share Posted January 7, 2017 10/10. Would laugh again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted January 7, 2017 Moderators Share Posted January 7, 2017 To jump in on the zebra crossing debate. Even though legally you have to stop if I'm the pedestrian I always make a point of a wee hand signal or wave. Just a wee bit off politeness I will wave or not based on a snap judgement of whether they seemed to be reluctantly or begrudgingly stopping for me or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted January 7, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 7, 2017 I wave. More as a, "Thanks for not mowing me down" gesture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rey_Piste Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Speaking of zebra crossings. People who stand on the pavement by the crossing, but don't actually want to cross. So you slow up, but they're stood there having a conversation with someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted January 8, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 8, 2017 Another zebra crossing one - people who press the fucking button even if they have already seen you or someone else press it or they can see it's lit up. Just absolute scum. Â I never say thank you for people letting me across a zebra crossing though, what is that about? You've got a car, you're getting to where you're going faster than I am. I'll say thank you at a pelican crossing but zebra crossing? Sod off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 I don't drive so when in that pedestrian situation, I almost forget that cars aren't robots and there's a person inside. I'll do a pissweak gesture with one little finger and under no circumstances look directly at the driver It's totally different when I'm not showed courtesy by a driver who doesn't indicate or something, I'll be like "YOU FUCKING IDIOT! YOU SHOULD BE IN JAIL! YOU FUCKING CRETIN!" and then dust myself down as the other people at the crossing are looking at me weirdly. The button re-pressers really get on my tits as well. The thing glows to show you it's been pressed! Â by the way that spinach pie on the other page looks lush just to add my 2 cents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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