Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted February 2, 2017 Moderators Share Posted February 2, 2017 Harsh, but funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted February 2, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted February 2, 2017 Any of you great UKFF lovers know where I can find a gold chain with an "A" in it? Need it for Mumzies birthday. Blowjobs will be given. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 From you or mumzie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikehoncho Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 The Honch-hole. Ā Ā Rancho Honcho Ā Although I did like Sergio's nickname "Honcho Guentchev". Ā Ā Ā Rancho Honcho Ā Honcho Notorious. Ā Ā Ā Love 'em all ... BUT ... there's a set of "things" done already, & it's in stone ... for a bit ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted February 2, 2017 Author Paid Members Share Posted February 2, 2017 From you or mumzie? Ā To that point, is "A" an initial, or an invitation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikehoncho Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 I can see some Dan Brown novels in the very first picture so straight away I'm hoping the shed burns down. Ā They're novels. Ā They don't run my life. Ā In the new pics (not posted) you'd hate to see some of the other books in the place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Wiseau Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 Any of you great UKFF lovers know where I can find a gold chain with an "A" in it? Need it for Mumzies birthday. Blowjobs will be given. Thank you. http://www.argos.co.uk/product/2199720 Ā I'll be round the back of the bikeshead about half nine for my reward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 A woman on Question Time said she was going to vote remain but went shopping and changed her mind because of straight bananas. Maybe she wanted LGBTQQIWTF bananas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Monkee Posted February 2, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted February 2, 2017 (edited) Any of you great UKFF lovers know where I can find a gold chain with an "A" in it? Need it for Mumzies birthday. Blowjobs will be given. Thank you. http://www.notonthehighstreet.com does a lot of personalised stuff. Have a look on there. Edited February 2, 2017 by Monkee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted February 3, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted February 3, 2017 Thanks for all your help. I'll get the blowjobs organised.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted February 3, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted February 3, 2017 I may have died and gone to heaven. Freshly cleaned bog in Cologne Station with no chod-shelf. I could have cried with happiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted February 3, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted February 3, 2017 Getting to Cologne for a BJ might be a bit of a problem... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted February 3, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted February 3, 2017 I wouldn't subject you to my penis in its current state, Baz. I'm midway through traversing Europe and vomiting heavily. I feel about day 6 in a 3 day festival. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted February 3, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted February 3, 2017 I may have died and gone to heaven. Freshly cleaned bog in Cologne Station with no chod-shelf. I could have cried with happiness. A week in and I must say I'm loving the chod shelf. The UK should convert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lenin Posted February 3, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted February 3, 2017 See when I'm 40 in Scotland, do I need to get a prostrate exam every year? I just can't find a straight answer. Thank you. 50 is the prostrate mark I'm sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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