Moderators PowerButchi Posted February 14, 2017 Moderators Share Posted February 14, 2017 Killer Bitch was produced by Ricky Diamond from the tent stop on Playbus. He now promotes Unlicensed Boxing. Â Ricky Diamond. Off Playbus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted February 22, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted February 22, 2017 Not that i'm attempting to live the gimmick or anything, but tonight I was reminded by Empire Magazine that Commando is 31 years old, and, rather than go to bed at 1am like a normal person, I decided to read this first. Â http://www.empireonline.com/movies/features/commando-complete-history/ Â Night night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Cheers Chenny!!! I'll read that how seeing as insomnia has me tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BigJag Posted February 22, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted February 22, 2017 That Commando article is a great and fun read. Made me smile throughout. Cheers for posting it, Matrix. Were you at the convention? Who did you go as? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 I walked to the cashpoint at about 8pm last night. Midway down my road and I see a little fat boy chuck a pair of pants from a second story window. We made some awkward eye contact and I gave him some brief Evils as if I was walking 4 or 5 steps ahead, I'd have been struck in the head by (possibly shitted?) Little Boi Pantaloons. Which would've spoiled my night if I'm honest. Trying to figure out what that kid was playing at, chucking pants on the pavement like it's standard. He looked caught in the act. Could it be like I said, he shitted em? What else could it even be? And surely his parents opened the front door the next morning and were like "why are your pants in the street?" What a fucking idiot. It's as if they've not yet reached an age at which they can make sensible long term decisions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted February 22, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted February 22, 2017 How old was he? Where did this happen?! Maybe he's shat himself and doesn't want his parents to find out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 I'd say he was in the 7-10 range. It was only a few doors down from me, I'm tempted to knock on as a concerned citizen and ask what the deal with the pants was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHighlightReel Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 I had to throw my boxers out of a window once. Was staying in Manchester with a few mates and managed a little shart in the cab back to the hotel after a particularly boozy one. Somehow nobody seemed to notice and I slipped off straight away as the others went to the bar in order to check out the damage. It wasn't too bad really but I didn't want to leave any incriminating evidence in the bin or bathroom or whatever, so the window was the logical option. Â What I wasn't aware of was the car park was right below our window, so somebody had a nasty shock on their windscreen the next morning. Â Of course, I didn't have the excuse of being in the 7-10 age range, sadly more like 24. As such, this is the first time I've mentioned the incident in any way whatsoever. Â New boxers they were, as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted February 22, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted February 22, 2017 (edited) On a whim and because I'm on BUSINESS in London, I'm seeing the Divine Comedy for the second time in three weeks, this time at the Palladium. I'm good and wined up and have eaten lots of great French food. Life is occasionally very, very pleasant. Edited February 22, 2017 by Gus Mears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted February 22, 2017 Moderators Share Posted February 22, 2017 Listen to much Duckworth Lewis Method? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted February 22, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted February 22, 2017 (edited) An enormous amount Butch. The second best gig of my life was St George in Bristol with them. Me and a mate bought Shane Warne and Mike Gatting masks and reenacted Jiggery Pokery as they played it live. Both Neil Hannon and Tom Walsh pointed us out and got the lighting bloke to shine a spotlight on us during the song as we attempted to act out the 1993 Ashes while plastered. Great band and great blokes. Edited February 22, 2017 by Gus Mears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted February 22, 2017 Author Paid Members Share Posted February 22, 2017 My abiding memory of the 1993 Ashes is my dad demonstrating during play on a Sunday afternoon the delivery of Shane Warne — a reenactment of The Ball of the Century from a man who bowled some decent spin in his earlier years. Flash forward to that night, where he followed up with an inebriated Merv Hughes impersonation that didn't really capture his action or run up, but did result in him smashing his fist at high speed right through the light fitting, causing an explosion and a shower of glass and beads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted February 22, 2017 Awards Moderator Share Posted February 22, 2017 I'd forgotten you'd booked that Gus. A mate of mine says they were excellent the other night. How did you find him? Â I can't get on with the most recent album. I too love Duckworth Lewis Method, despite not understanding a single cricket reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAREBEAR LUVVA Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 This kid throwing his pants out the window is really bothering me. If you saw this happening ahead of you, did you not eventually arrive at the point where the pants landed so you could've seen what the problem was? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikehoncho Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 (edited) Double-1 finishes in darts ... two in a row last night ... talk about pissing me off! Â But I played 8 matches (24 legs), so I think I was board blind at the end of the evening. Â Edited February 23, 2017 by mikehoncho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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