Paid Members PunkStep Posted August 26, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 26, 2019 What's the training course for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 1 hour ago, PunkStep said: What's the training course for? How to be a manager. I’ve just got on the train from Reading from a course that was supposed to finish at 5pm. Honestly, how I didn’t punch the twat, I don’t know. Stabbed him to death a million times with my biro in my head. I better not ever see him again I swear to god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted September 6, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted September 6, 2019 My partner has started to ease back into art again after leaving it a while to concentrate on college and uni so, as a warm-up, I commissioned her to paint Sweep's family from everyone's favorite Sooty episode; She said it isn't finished yet but I love it already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted September 7, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2019 It's off it's bloody head mate, but I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted September 7, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2019 Marry her for that. She's a keeper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted September 7, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2019 3 hours ago, PunkStep said: Marry her for that. She's a keeper. November 30th! We've just bought the wedding rings today, so I guess the painting really confirmed my decision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted September 7, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2019 6 minutes ago, Accident Prone said: November 30th! We've just bought the wedding rings today, so I guess the painting really confirmed my decision. You know who should officiate right?  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted September 7, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2019 Christ, if only. We're getting married at a non-religious venue and the amount of rules we have to follow about not mentioning God or anything even remotely religious in the speeches, readings and songs is really tedious. I almost had a Sigur Ros song rejected because some of the made-up words sound like religious terms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted September 7, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2019 Are you marrying Ricky Gervais? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted September 7, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted September 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, gmoney said: Are you marrying Ricky Gervais? I think we're getting married BY Ricky Gervais by the sounds of it. We weren't too keen on a church wedding but we would've bit the bullet (and saved a bit of cash) if we knew what all the legalities about religious language were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lorne Malvo Posted September 8, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted September 8, 2019 12 hours ago, gmoney said: Are you marrying Ricky Gervais? He would mention not believing in God in the first 30 seconds so definitely not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted September 8, 2019 Moderators Share Posted September 8, 2019 17 hours ago, johnnyboy said: I had to slip Corinthians 13:13 ("the greatest is love) into my reception routine (this was due to the aforementioned rules, not as a way to Jesus up my mate's wedding without his blessing). You should have claimed you were quoting Alan Jackson's Where Were You When the World Stopped Turning? instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted September 10, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted September 10, 2019 Newcastle independent cinema know their audience. In fairness, Toy Story 4 would probably go over the heads of babies & toddlers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chris B Posted September 10, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted September 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Kaz Hayashi said: Newcastle independent cinema know their audience. In fairness, Toy Story 4 would probably go over the heads of babies & toddlers. I know quite a few places that do this - it's not as weird as it might seem. It's not aimed for kids, but specifically at parents with babies. It's so they can sleep/feed/etc while the parents watch the film, but it's not disturbing anyone who'd want to be there and get annoyed by babies crying. More importantly, It: Chapter 2 is actually a 15, so they're shooting themselves in the foot by not allowing in under-18 parents, which I'd imagine in Tyneside is (insert rest of joke here). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted September 10, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted September 10, 2019 24 minutes ago, Chris B said: I know quite a few places that do this - it's not as weird as it might seem. It's not aimed for kids, but specifically at parents with babies. It's so they can sleep/feed/etc while the parents watch the film, but it's not disturbing anyone who'd want to be there and get annoyed by babies crying. More importantly, It: Chapter 2 is actually a 15, so they're shooting themselves in the foot by not allowing in under-18 parents, which I'd imagine in Tyneside is (insert rest of joke here). Oh I completely understand the idea of taking your nipper to special showings, for the reasons you’ve mentioned, I’ve done it. However, taking your toddler/baby to see a pre-lunch showing of IT: 2 is weird as fuck. But yeah Tyneside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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