Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted September 21, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted September 21, 2019 This drink is gross, I'm drinking one now and it tastes like soap. Sorry for the shitpost but someone might have been about to get one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted September 21, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted September 21, 2019 I mean just from that image alone I have to ask, what we’re you thinking? The colour alone looks like some kind of cleaning fluid. Reminds me of this. Maybe they can make a new version? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ReturnOfTheMack Posted September 21, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted September 21, 2019 I'm working at an outdoor theatre this week, and so much stuff has been amazing and strange. However today may have topped anything I have encountered while working theatre. The tech team came to ask on behalf of a drag act if full nudity was OK, and if it helped the act would be covered in milk. Â We said yes without a seconds hesitation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ReturnOfTheMack Posted September 22, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted September 22, 2019 Following on from above, the day prior we had a burlesque event on the venue. Started off strongly with one of them setting her hair on fire during an outdoor fire breathing section. It then got wierd for me once the show started. I realised one of the dancers was the daughter of an old school friend of mine, so I quickly left as I didnt want to be seeing that much skin of the17 year old daughter of a friend. After the show I asked her how her mum was and she started to panic as her mum and dad didnt know she was dancing. However this was outside the venue. While the queue for the next event had gathered. And her parents were near the front.  Ended well, she admitted it to her mum (who was proud of her, but also pleased that she didnt get naked) and got support from a lot of older ladies who had seen the act and said how good she was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted September 24, 2019 Awards Moderator Share Posted September 24, 2019 One of the team came over to my desk earlier and I’d forgotten I had this place open on my second monitor. Remember the old site logo? Imagine if we still had that, given the current political climate. We’d definitely have an Accidental Redundancy Thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ReturnOfTheMack Posted September 27, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted September 27, 2019 My ex wife recently announced hes a man. Is he now my ex husband? He says he knew for years, so was I unknowingly in a gay relationship? I'm happy for him to have found what makes him feel right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted September 27, 2019 Awards Moderator Share Posted September 27, 2019 The clue was always there, ReturnOfThe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Question is: Are they a twink, a bear or a twank versatile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ReturnOfTheMack Posted September 27, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted September 27, 2019 A power bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 People that watch things on their phone, without earphones are the biggest fucking cunts on earth. Hangings too good for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted September 28, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted September 28, 2019 10 hours ago, SuperBacon said: People that watch things on their phone, without earphones are the biggest fucking cunts on earth. Hangings too good for them. But in doing so, they're inviting you to join in with the experience, so feel free to laugh, criticise, provide a running commentary, etc... for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 10 hours ago, SuperBacon said: People that watch things on their phone, without earphones are the biggest fucking cunts on earth. Hangings too good for them. Up there with someone making you watch a totally unfunny YouTube video while they stand next to you. Nothing in life is more awkward than those 90 seconds of torture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ReturnOfTheMack Posted October 27, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted October 27, 2019 Love this rum, easily my favourite I have had. And its 18 quid in Asda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 Got an on the spot fine for dropping a cigarette in Manchester. £100 or £80 if I pay it straight away. My own fault as I knew the fines were in place and I still have a bad habit of throwing them on the floor. Still a bit gutting to have actually been given it a fine for it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted October 27, 2019 Moderators Share Posted October 27, 2019 Good to hear these rules are actually being enforced. Never seen anyone fined for it anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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