SuperBacon Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 31 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said: "Wonder if I could get some milk for my own brand wheat biscuits here." Fixed that for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members chokeout Posted August 8, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 8, 2019 14 hours ago, Weezenal said: What would your last words have been? "I wonder if they charge more"Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironic Indie Lad Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 So let me get this straight... You were out walking in fields (presumably in the middle of the night) and something caused a cow to attack you and injure you mainly in the upper thigh area. Might be just putting 2 and 2 together and getting 5 here but imagine you were still in high school and that was your story. We all know what the lads would be accusing you of* buddy. (*trying to beef a cow) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Scenes when Ralphy reveals he was listening to “Size Of A Cow” whilst it happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Cod Eye Posted August 8, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 8, 2019 Ralphy, you should have put this in the Vegan thread to show Max what the world will be like after we have all stopped eating beef and we have billions of aggressive, charging cows just hanging about being dickheads... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted August 8, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 8, 2019 (edited) 40 minutes ago, Ironic Indie Lad said: So let me get this straight... You were out walking in fields (presumably in the middle of the night) and something caused a cow to attack you and injure you mainly in the upper thigh area. Might be just putting 2 and 2 together and getting 5 here but imagine you were still in high school and that was your story. We all know what the lads would be accusing you of* buddy. (*trying to beef a cow) There was a lad at school who was found on a park bench on a Saturday morning, covered in dirt and leaves, and his trousers half down with some scratches on his legs and arms. He said he got black out drunk after drinking Booze Busters cider with his pals, fell into a bush and then spent the night on the adjacent bench, but for the rest of year 11 he was the ginger lad who got bummed in a bush. Edited August 8, 2019 by Accident Prone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrK Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 20 hours ago, Ralphy said: got charged at and attacked by a cow today, shoulda known better than to walk through the fields when they have young calves close by, it really shook me up, and hurt quite a bit. I am lucky i didnt get trampled, otherwise i may not be typing this Fairly cut up on my legs and arms and my watch broke, but could of been worse i guess careful around cows peeps due to this, i am going to have many beef burgers tomorrow This has nothing to do with the cattle attack. Are denim hot pants and black trench coat your usual walking attire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironic Indie Lad Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 What else would you wear for some bovine seduction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members DEF Posted August 10, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 10, 2019 So I'm minding my own business in my traditional pose, sitting watching the fine art of pro wrestling when, I notice my loving Wife and treasured 9 year old Daughter huddled together and laughing hysterically at their phone. This lasts for a while and I notice my Daughter looking at me and then looking at the phone a few times. Hysterics continued until eventually she turns the phone to me and says... 'That's your face, that is...' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted August 18, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 18, 2019 Anybody remember the "Dizzy" series of games by the publishing team Codemasters? If you're under 30, you'll never remember them for some reason. Absolutely brilliant games. One that was like a "Pacman" type game was a bit shit but nonetheless brilliant games. Should be a remake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grecian Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 1 minute ago, bAzTNM#1 said: Anybody remember the "Dizzy" series of games by the publishing team Codemasters? If you're under 30, you'll never remember them for some reason. Absolutely brilliant games. One that was like a "Pacman" type game was a bit shit but nonetheless brilliant games. Should be a remake. Yes! I voted for Fantasy Island Dizzy in the Top 50 Games poll. Loved them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted August 18, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted August 18, 2019 1 hour ago, bAzTNM#1 said: Anybody remember the "Dizzy" series of games by the publishing team Codemasters? If you're under 30, you'll never remember them for some reason. Absolutely brilliant games. One that was like a "Pacman" type game was a bit shit but nonetheless brilliant games. Should be a remake. You’re a little off Baz! I’m 29 and I had Fantastic Dizzy on the Mega Drive and remember spending an entire Saturday getting up to a dragon and getting stuck. I asked my Grandad if I could spend my pocket money calling one of those £3 a minute cheat helplines but he never let me. Pretty sure I stormed upstairs and played Primal Rage instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted August 18, 2019 Moderators Share Posted August 18, 2019 Tiger Rick was Dizzy during Stable Wars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 I’m on training course for the next few weeks and one absolute prick is ruining it for me. The cunt has an drawn out anecdote between every scenario which means that the 2 hour session this morning has run to 3 hours. And he has such a droney monotone voice. How can people have so little self awareness? I genuinely fear that I’m going to kill him this afternoon. The only thing that got me this far was thinking “Oh boy, I can’t wait to whinge about this on the forum later” (and I’m typing this as I’m taking a shit) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordsfromlee Posted August 26, 2019 Share Posted August 26, 2019 2 hours ago, SuperBacon said: I’m on training course for the next few weeks and one absolute prick is ruining it for me. The cunt has an drawn out anecdote between every scenario which means that the 2 hour session this morning has run to 3 hours. And he has such a droney monotone voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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