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Bowler 2 - Electric Boogaloo (The end of the UKFF)


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Adam this place doesn't wreck peoples lives. No one outside of the people who post on here (none of whom are probably planning on going to your show) give a fuck about this message board. If you didn't make a single post on the UKFF it would make no difference to the running of your shows and their attendance. If you want to keep running shows or not that's up to you. This place has no real effect on anything so stop blaming an internet wrestling forum for whatever issues you're having regarding promoting wrestling events. Close your web browser and go get a fucking job or something.

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Dear Adam, you’ve finally done and bowled me over

You’re my champ, not a chump, you’re a soldier, Adam Bowler

Will the guillotine hold you while you’re deluged by peas and pies?

So you can’t split the scene, while Houchey suffuses your brown eye

As your bumcheeks flap in the wind like Chris Tarrants jowls

An apprehensive squeak escapes your badge, from the depths of your bowels

With pie on your face, you’re beautiful, it’s in the eye of the beholder

And you give Houchey a taste of your booty, the brown eye of Adam Bowler

 

Dear Adam, don’t give up, don’t give in, Rise Above Hate

We know you’ll take it on the chin, because pies love your face

Do it for charity and raise some coin for a cause you believe in

Or get some clarity, show some pride, and stop twitching and seething

It’s not good for your health, either physical or mental

And I promise you and your back burger that Houchey will go gentle

So give us a variety of pies now, don’t keep us waiting til October

Because you’re a soldier, Adam Bowler, I thought I told ya.

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Dear Adam, I'll be very generous

Ignore that sore on my cock, it's spunk and not puss

My cock is as hard as your love for Ell Pee Dub

If you will be my Dom, I will be your sub

 

Suck my shaft, it is pointing as high as a kite

Rinse me like you were by Ricky Knight

Swallow my love, I'll even give you kisses

Like the ones you promised Travers missus

 

I'll even get down on my knees

If you want, I'll pretend I'm Chinese

Don't listen to the UKFF and their lies

Fill me with your cum like I was your pies

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Ignore the bullies, Adam. I've got a genuine question for you:

 

Are the Silks girls coming back to be involved in your creampie day??

I got my answer on this, by the way:

 

No

 

Fb me from now on please

Missed opportunity there, Adam. A better idea, though: you know that cage fighter Ross Pointon you've had on your shows? You should go and ask him if he wants to take a creampie. It's for charity, after all. Let us know how that goes.

 

...and I'm really hoping some of the recent posts from others convince you to engage them in a BATTLE RAP.

 

Rap, Adam, rap!!

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Dear Adam, I'll be very generous

Ignore that sore on my cock, it's spunk and not puss

My cock is as hard as your love for Ell Pee Dub

If you will be my Dom, I will be your sub

Suck my shaft, it is pointing as high as a kite

Rinse me like you were by Ricky Knight

Swallow my love, I'll even give you kisses

Like the ones you promised Travers missus

I'll even get down on my knees

If you want, I'll pretend I'm Chinese

Don't listen to the UKFF and their lies

Fill me with your cum like I was your pies

Love you Keith

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