Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted May 29, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted May 29, 2016 Another one from me on the NEWM post. Â Here's another one. Regarding the news Tony Schiavone has taken a job at Starbucks. "It's the LATTE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted May 29, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted May 29, 2016 Oh that's superb, I missed that! +1. Well played WyattSheepMask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEWM Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Yep, pissed myself at that earlier and just came back to nominate. Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Eddie Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 Another one from me on the NEWM post. Â Here's another one. Regarding the news Tony Schiavone has taken a job at Starbucks. "It's the LATTE!" Â Â +1 from me too. Â That's called "knowing your audience". Superb, and I bet everyone (that got the joke) read it, laughed, then said it out loud just like big Tone and laughed again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted May 30, 2016 Author Paid Members Share Posted May 30, 2016 +1. Although I like to imagine Tonay pronouncing it wrong, somehow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted June 6, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 6, 2016 Very funny one-liner. Or two-worder to be precise.   I think LWOLeN is just a bit excited as he is Dutch (or just lives out there?) and Tommy End would be the first Dutch wrestler in WWE since...perhaps ever? Has there ever been one? Zeb Colter  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted June 6, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 6, 2016 Really? I thought that was really shit. But it could have been context as it's like every other naff post he makes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted June 6, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 6, 2016 I was actually on my way to the end of the thread to post the same thing, so I appreciate it. I was able to separate this good post from all of Clinton's other posts, I'm proud of myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Teedy Kay Posted June 7, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 7, 2016 The Madman post from the Bowler thread, sublime in everyway. Â Not quoting it as it's a big one. Â Here's a linky mind; Â https://ukff.com/topic/136965-bowler-2-electric-boogaloo-the-end-of-the-ukff/?p=3013241 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted June 11, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted June 11, 2016 Fine postage from PunkStep here. Â Thought Spurs played well. Good stuff. And they bottled it as usual! Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian 86 Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 Yep +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted July 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 22, 2016 Very much enjoyed scratchdj's fine effort in he 'What are your local TV presenters like' thread. The bit about 'The Greasy Wobbler' had me doing real laughter. Â Â Whenever I travel for work, the thing that always seems weird is waking up to unusual local news and weather presenters. People who seem utterly normal and familiar to thousands seem odd and alien to those that are just passing through.So, who's your local team? Any characters? And hotties?Our local BBC regional news in Look East. Here's who we've got and what they're called in our house:Susie Fowler-Watt, evening news anchor (aka Susie Fowler-Where, Susie Fowler-When, Susie Fowler-Who, Curd Bags)The perennial anchor with two big boobs and a chin. Wears dresses that are too clingy and low cut for when you're eating your tea.Stuart White, news anchor (aka, Stuart)Susie's on-screen husband who seems to have been doing the local news since time began. A regular fixture on our local Children in Need broadcasts.Jim Bacon, weather (aka The Greasy Wobbler)Looks like a Trumpton character. Tells the weather quite well when it's going to be nice, and less well when rain is predicted. Always greasy.Louise Priest, morning news anchor (aka Channel Tunnel Nostrils)A terrifying vision and a disappointment to wake up to. Doesn't own an iron.Felicity Simper, morning news anchor (aka Prince Adam Hair)Frumpy, speaks through her nose. Has based her hair on He-Man.Catherine Nash, morning news anchor (aka Nash)Fine enough, but has an overly-long sign off and annoyingly looks at the clock off-screen after each piece.Julie Reinger, weather (aka Skelator)Anchors her elbows to her sides and spouts weather occasionally. Fights on another planet with Simper (Prince Adam Hair).Who tells you stuff on your telly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted July 22, 2016 Awards Moderator Share Posted July 22, 2016 It's only three words, but this one from Tommy! in 'Betty Swollocks' was perfectly executed: Â Â We'll be back to the monsoon soon enough.Will you stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted July 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 22, 2016 +1 for both,I haven't checked out that local news presented thread but I think I might have to now. And Tommy's gorilla quip is brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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