Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted April 5, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted April 5, 2016 Dirty Eddie should be forced to change his name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted April 5, 2016 Moderators Share Posted April 5, 2016 Clean Edward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted April 5, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted April 5, 2016 Squeaky Jedward  Although, to be fair, that sounds pretty filthy in its own right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted April 5, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted April 5, 2016 Malbranque once called Gbacon85 "rashers" in a passing conversation, which tore my sides laughing. Fucking "rashers"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted April 5, 2016 Awards Moderator Share Posted April 5, 2016 Malbranque deserves his own thread just to highlight his amazing turns of phrase. Poetry~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted April 5, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted April 5, 2016 While we're having a Malbranque love-in, I loved this one during a discussion about Cesaro in the Raw thread... Â I wouldn't worry about him becoming champion if I were you though (even though it would be AWESOME). Malbranque has more of a chance of getting in Sasha's knickers than that happening. I would wear a Sasha costume and offer Branquey the goods if Cesaro would just go away.. Veet your marmite pipe Dazzler, and I'll take Cesaro out myself! Â Cheered me up on a bit of a cack day anyway. Malbranque's way with words never fails to crack me up. Just the right mix of wit and smut for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 The Branquefurter is like Sawyer from Lost with his ability for names. Also, I'm pleased that my autocorrect knows Branquefurter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted April 7, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted April 7, 2016 'Veet your marmite pipe dazzler'. Â Regardless of its humour/meaning, it's the array of sounds and letters used in a 5 word sentence, then add the meaning and its full on joy. Â I bet he's rock hard after all of these replies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted April 7, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted April 7, 2016 'Veet your marmite pipe dazzler'.  Regardless of its humour/meaning, it's the array of sounds and letters used in a 5 word sentence, then add the meaning and its full on joy.  I bet he's rock hard after all of these replies.  Seconded — Veet your marmite pipe dazzler is like a Kenneth Williams line (as Rambling Sid Rumpo), and there is no higher praise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted April 7, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted April 7, 2016   'Veet your marmite pipe dazzler'.  Regardless of its humour/meaning, it's the array of sounds and letters used in a 5 word sentence, then add the meaning and its full on joy.  I bet he's rock hard after all of these replies. Seconded — Veet your marmite pipe dazzler is like a Kenneth Williams line (as Rambling Sid Rumpo), and there is no higher praise. I'll look forward to when he starts talking about nadgering the wogglers up his spong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIDDUM_N_STYLE Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016    Adam, you make my cock hard. Let me use that hard shaft as a weapon and break you're pronounced nose. I will slap it good. Your mouth will open in pain and at that point I will insert it into your sputum filled maw and you won't complain. While you beg for forgiveness and a crowd of more than 25 I shall turn you over. You'll long for a nice cock up your Bowler bourneville boulevard but all you'll get is the collective UKFF tongue clearing the way of clangs and Klingons for a clean entrance into the LPW ring.  And once I'm in I am going over. Going over and over and over again. Your manpussy will be as open as a season in Butlins as I make you my personal waterslide. You would scream in pleasure but your mouth would be full of a Greggs steak bake. You'd want more but you have no money as Ricky Knight took your wallet to pay for Paige's next boob job for you to wank over.  I'm your main event, Adam. Book me for your final show  This gem of a post from Houchen in the Bowler 2 thread after poor ol' Adam had another of his meltdowns and started offering everyone out again after posting his farewell notice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted April 8, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted April 8, 2016 That's glorious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clinton Morrison Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 There was some cunt moaning about someone suggesting that Sasha Banks is attractive. Â Then we get utter filth like that by Houchen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted April 8, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted April 8, 2016 I know, it's so unfair, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clinton Morrison Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 No. More filth please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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