Paid Members Lenin Posted October 28, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 28, 2016 +1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted October 28, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 28, 2016 +10! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted October 28, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 28, 2016 Of course +1. Beautiful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 28, 2016 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 28, 2016 This one's a shorter post but every word of it hit my funny bones just right: Â Went to the bathroom last night to empty the urine from my penis and there was a spider in the bath so big he made me wear a dress and sing in the prison talent show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted October 28, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 28, 2016 That Malbranque post has finished me, it's perfect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016 I've met Malbranque. He is very handsome, although I'm regretting both turning down going to his hotel room and him saying no to coming back to mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Bifkin Posted October 28, 2016 Share Posted October 28, 2016   It begins with what looks like a man trying to pull some kidney beans out of some damp pita bread  Something to look forward to in the autumn years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted October 28, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 28, 2016 That was the line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lenin Posted October 29, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted October 29, 2016 Â I slept with 3 girls who work in Scotland, about 5 or 6You sick cunt. Ian bookmarking the nonce-ense in the Agatha Christie thread is gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poetofthedeed Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 Â Â I slept with 3 girls who work in Scotland, about 5 or 6You sick cunt.Ian bookmarking the nonce-ense in the Agatha Christie thread is gold. I'm going to re-register under more accounts than Jay Phoenix to +1 this, just an absolutely beautiful destruction of a delusional paedo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 16, 2016 Awards Moderator Share Posted November 16, 2016 I like Gus' equating of buying drugs on the dark web with a TNA gimmick match. I nominate it! Â Â Â It's really simple. Â Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Direct Impact seems to be having a bit of an issue with being comfortable in his sexuality after talk about Batista's love-length, but Gus hit the nail on the head with this You'd have to be pretty unconfident in your masculinity to not appreciate the full majesty of Dave Batista's monster cock. Â Many a pit of danger I would wager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Wanted to nominate this pearler from AAB in the random thoughts thread, if only for the fact it reminds me of something similar I did as a kid.  I loved that Warlord gear. I just loved Warlord in general. He was the best Hasbro too. This one   Here's a story of me being an 8 year old idiot. I chipped some of the paint off his face mask in his many drubbings of Virgil I was always violently acting out, and I decided I wanted to repair him to his original condition. So this being 1993, for some reason it was ok for me and my younger brother to walk to the petrol station down the road and buy a tin of silver car spray paint.  So obviously we didn't want to make a mess, so we did our delicate re-spray in the mint-green bathtub at home. And obviously I wasn't as skilled with a tin of spray paint as I assumed I would be, so Warlord basically ended up completely silver from the trunks up. And left a Warlord outline in the massive silver splodge that forever stained that bath until we moved out about 3 years later.  I think this was around the time I used my Dad's toothbrush to clean mud of my Action Man motorbike. I'm surprised I was ever left unsupervised in my house quite frankly. I've still got silver Warlord lying about somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted December 2, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 2, 2016 That's a brilliant story, +1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted December 2, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 2, 2016 It really is + 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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