Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted July 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 22, 2016 +1 for Tommy. I popped for that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted July 22, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 22, 2016 +1 for Tommy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted July 29, 2016 Awards Moderator Share Posted July 29, 2016 Butch tells SCG what's up with the Harrises: Â I'd rather commit unprotected anal with Anne Widdecombe than sit through The Harris Brothers again. Indeed, I think Big Ron from the market in Eastenders was probably a better wrestler than the Big Ron who has stunk up rings for so long. Â And for a long time it was too, since they first appeared before my eyes on an episode of WCW Worldwide in 1994 like the Dogshit of Hades and they were pretty much continuously in work after that in the big 2 for the next ten plus fucking years. Â I'll be honest, when I was 12 in 1997, I thought the DOA were cool as fuck, because I was 12 and I forgot about the Bruise/Blu Bros, and I thought that Renegade was a good TV show, and that I Bought A Vampire Motorcycle starring the cast of Boon along with a LITERAL TALKING TURD WHICH ATTACKS NEIL MORRISSEY was a good film. So, 12 years old - motorcycles = cool. And somehow, well obviously how really, the biking bollock scalps got into my good books, along with their equally abhorrent shithawk of a cousin Brian Lee. Then I turned 13 and realised while bikes and bikers were cool (Leatherman from the village people is what every real man aspires to look like), Skull and 8-Ball and their matches with LOD that encouraged M.E. to develop in viewers certainly was not cool. And this went on well into 1999, well into my puberty, both in growing hair in new and unusual places and in my tastes as a wrestling fan. So, by this point I was pretty sick of them. Â Then they appear as henchmen of Vince Russo in WCW, turns out fuckers are close. Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald. Nowt quite like a gay joke. I didn't recognise them at first as they had a shave and suits one. Then they got in the ring, and the foul stench of their matches when I watched them on DSF almost prevented me rubbing one out to the topless adverts to Der Nachtclub during the breaks. Again, puberty. This didn't last long, and they became the DOA again only not called the DOA, then joined the most fetid incarnation of the nWo ever which by the end was them two and Memphis buddy Double J doing H-BOMBS to all and sundry. The H-Bomb was all over WCW in early 2000. They flirted with the top of the card too. Heading up in the marquee match vs The Marmalukes in front of 15,000 fans in the UK in Feburary (one of their biggest gates of the year!!!) and main eventing Nitro vs Sid. I fucking love Sid. But this was unacceptable. Â Fast forward to 2002, and they finally find a job they're good at. Namely on their backs under the ring holding it up with their legs after Cheex breaks the ring prior to NWA:TNA's first pay per view. However, the Jarretts must have been too impressed by this as Heavy D (Named after a brand of pub snack, I believe) is soon put into the cut and thrust of battle against Jerry "Malice" Tuite. In an SS shirt. Then they both become heads of TNA security but join SEX at the behest of fucking Russo and to celebrate this they beat the fuck out of a woman in the ring. Although, they probably saw it as a nice change from beating the blacks, the jews, and the gays, the Fascist fucks. Freshens it up a bit for them. Â While they did beat Steve Corino and the Sandman hilariously in about 7 seconds on a NWA:TNA PPV they didn't really do much after that. Heavy D turned babyface and became the leader of BLACK SHIRT security, a job he loved. Although I believe the gimmick was ended when he took the stable's name too literally and asked Chris Vaughn and Rick Santel to join him in the murder of the political opponents of NWA Director of Authority Erik Watts. Â From there they pretty much frittered away during the Carter years, with a god awful bout with Phi Delta Slam sticking in the memory in 2005 or so, and one of them being the bodyguard for Randy Savage in 2004 with Big Bri Adams when Randy Savage was shit scared of being banged out by Hulk Hogan. Â Of course, the Nazi cunts are back on the scene now, looks like they may end up running TNA in the future. Match made in Heaven. Â So yeah, when you lot at the end decide "Who is the worst ever team or stable" and have to give a name, it's gotta be Ron and Don. In fact if it's absolutely anyone else at all I'll personally travel to whichever Shropshire or Black Country hovel you all fucking live in and force you to watch me bang your significant others like a salvation army drum at a christmas carol concert. There surely can be no other choice. At all. 12 years of fucking wall to wall shit, with liberal doses of extreme right wing race hate and, worst of all, those fucking matches with Los Boriquas. Â It's Harris or Bust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted July 30, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 30, 2016 Absolutely plus one for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted July 30, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 30, 2016 +1. Glorious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted August 26, 2016 Awards Moderator Share Posted August 26, 2016 People enjoyed this one from Uncle Zeb in the On Topic Photos thread, so here's its nomination: Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 +1 for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted August 26, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted August 26, 2016 +1 for sure. Still laughing at it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Zeb and Gus Mears have been very welcome additions to the place this year, both brilliant posters. Â Edit. Just seen Chokeouts contribution to the Steptoe stuff. Sensational! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted August 26, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted August 26, 2016 100% agree with you there Keith. Both have been brilliant. Gus in particular adds so much off-topic, especially to the football threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted August 26, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted August 26, 2016 Both absolute gents! Gus, in particular has a lovely manner about him and posts like your best mate having a chat with you. Instantly comfortable around the chap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted August 26, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted August 26, 2016 Oh no, just when I thought Chokeouts video had peaked, there was a picture of Hercules Hernandez on the fucking horse's arse! Â Plus 11 for me on both posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted August 26, 2016 Awards Moderator Share Posted August 26, 2016 Here's chokeout's one for reference:    Genuinely fucking howling. Well played Zeb  Edit- now I keep laughing even harder, imagining a remixed version of Shawn's theme. Starts with the normal 'DUM DUM DUM OH, OH SHAWN' then breaks into 'da da da-di-da...' It works disturbingly well  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted August 26, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted August 26, 2016 I fucking love Chokey!!! That is glorious!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted August 26, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted August 26, 2016 Quality couple of pages. Both the image and vid are sublime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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