#EATCLEAN

[PunkStep]

That sounds like a great idea, I've never heard of anything along those lines before. How innovative!

Is skipping lunch recommended though? I know skipping breakfast is an absolute no-no, but surely the gap between breakfast and 'tea' (ffs) is pretty long, don't you need to refuel for your body's sake? I admit I overdo it at lunch, and could really do with cutting down quite a bit, but I couldn't imagine going without anything during the day. I'd faint due to lack of energy I reckon.

Edited March 22, 2018 by PunkStep

[tiger_rick]

My brother said that. I've not noticed the difference really. I'm really hungry the hour before tea (fuck off) but otherwise it's been fine. In fairness, my big fat belly might be doing the job of a camel's hump for now.

[Chest Rockwell]

I thought this thread was for l eating all the fat fuck treats and disgusting offers in Iceland, etc? What's this diet nonsense..?

[PowerButchi]

35 minutes ago, tiger_rick said:

I've joined my local Man v Fat. It's a football league where you are assigned to a team and play 6-aside but the bonus points you get for weight loss affect the reults. We're 5 weeks in but I've only been the last 2 weeks because i had commitments for the first 3. I'm enjoying it so much. Meeting new people and playing football (sort of) competitively for the first time in a while has been fun. But it's really focussed me on eating properly.

I've dropped lunch which is good for me because not only do I buy shite from the shop while I'm getting lunch but I spend money on crap I don't need while I do so. Win-win. I just eat a good breakfast and then have my tea. For a couple of weeks I've had no snacks whatsoever, nothing sweet and drunk nothing except water and a couple of cups of coffee a day.

Lost 8lbs last week. That's given me such a boost to carry on. I want to lose weight more than I want to eat shite. It's been a few years since I last had this mentality. I lost a couple of stone then but my missus got pregnant and the resulting 9 months helped me pile it back on and more!

 

Wrong thread.

[tiger_rick]

Sorry, irony missed. I blame post at top of the page for Slimming World reference.

[Thunderplex]

To counteract this diet fiasco, I have just mixed a Spicy Curry Pot Noodle and a Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodle, and had it on a buttered barm cake.

[PunkStep]

Look at the state of this, which I spotted in Asda today. Bet you'd all love some of it:

 

[DCW]

Limited edition too! Must buy a few and save some as an investment for the grandkids college fund.

[Carbomb]

That belongs in the "Stoner Food" section in Tesco's, along with their lasagne sandwich.

[Chest Rockwell]

I would try that, just because I love mini Chicago towns. I wouldn't expect it to be very good though.

 

Edit: I sent this to a mate who pointed out it looks like there's no tomato sauce. So fuck that. I'm out.

Edited March 26, 2018 by Chest Rockwell

[Keith Houchen]

You know how people have a soup cup?  Well I had one of those instant noodles in a pot that aren't pot noodles and saved the pot, washed the pot and used it for a packet of instant noodles.  Fucking game changer for me, that!  No more using a pan and bowl, just break the cake into the pot and fill with boiling water.

[Chest Rockwell]

That kind of one use plastic will probably be leeching BPAs into your noodles everytime you use it... I think. That's how it works right?

[Keith Houchen]

I don't know what BPAs are but I'm going to assume they are Brilliant Protein Assists and I hope they do.

[Dead Mike]

I don't know what BPA's are either but once you're eating packet noodles out of a recycled noodle cup I reckon you've already thrown caution to the wind tbh.

[Keith Houchen]

23 minutes ago, Dead Mike said:

I don't know what BPA's are either but once you're eating packet noodles out of a recycled noodle cup I reckon you've already thrown caution to the wind tbh.

Very true!  Maybe I'll just pick up a reusable one from Home Bargains.