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Who the fuck doen't like gravy?

 

It ruins a perfectly good meal, especially when it's put on chips.

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I'm with you on the chips comment (this is going to turn into a 'Northerners need their chips moist' topic, isn't it?) but a roast isn't a roast without gravy. Can't think of anything worse than a dry roast. Lube it up, son.

 

And if you say 'I have ketchup' then you're doing it wrong.

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No ketchup for me, although I used to work with a bloke that had an equal amount of gravy and ketchup on his.

 

If a roast needs gravy to be nice and juicy then it's not a good roast.

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One of the high-points of my year was finding a place where I can get the various types of bisto for a reasonable price, without having to go out of my way. At one point, I was going 5 stops past our house on the subway, into Queens, to pay £4 for granules.

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I am from the south and I love gravy so much, I will drink the left overs. Also, while I agree granules aren't great, Bisto Best is by far the best of that kind.

 

Also, Gravy should be think, not like piss water

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I'm with you on the chips comment

 

You've gone down in my estimation. You're now below that cunt Fabregas and the manager who can't even zip his coat up.

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It's a good job Slapnut's attracting all the attention with his anti-gravy nonsense because otherwise PunkStep's attitude towards chips and gravy would have earned him instant Dolt Of The Year nominations. Chips and gravy is wonderful. Chips, peas and gravy is even better.

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