Slapnut Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) Who the fuck doen't like gravy? It ruins a perfectly good meal, especially when it's put on chips. Edited October 22, 2014 by Slapnut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted October 22, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 22, 2014 I'm with you on the chips comment (this is going to turn into a 'Northerners need their chips moist' topic, isn't it?) but a roast isn't a roast without gravy. Can't think of anything worse than a dry roast. Lube it up, son. And if you say 'I have ketchup' then you're doing it wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) No ketchup for me, although I used to work with a bloke that had an equal amount of gravy and ketchup on his. If a roast needs gravy to be nice and juicy then it's not a good roast. Edited October 22, 2014 by Slapnut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Don't be daft, the gravy is the glue that binds it together. It's as important as the veg and meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted October 22, 2014 Moderators Share Posted October 22, 2014 Good food is hot and wet, hence gravy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 Can't we ban the gravy hater? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SiMania Posted October 22, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) Stupid tablet multiposting. Edited October 22, 2014 by SiMania Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted October 22, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 22, 2014 One of the high-points of my year was finding a place where I can get the various types of bisto for a reasonable price, without having to go out of my way. At one point, I was going 5 stops past our house on the subway, into Queens, to pay £4 for granules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nick Soapdish Posted October 22, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 22, 2014 I am from the south and I love gravy so much, I will drink the left overs. Also, while I agree granules aren't great, Bisto Best is by far the best of that kind. Also, Gravy should be think, not like piss water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted October 22, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 22, 2014 I'm with you on the chips comment You've gone down in my estimation. You're now below that cunt Fabregas and the manager who can't even zip his coat up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I am from the south and I love gravy so much, I will drink the left overs. I don't want to live in a world where this is acceptable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted October 22, 2014 Author Paid Members Share Posted October 22, 2014 (edited) It's a good job Slapnut's attracting all the attention with his anti-gravy nonsense because otherwise PunkStep's attitude towards chips and gravy would have earned him instant Dolt Of The Year nominations. Chips and gravy is wonderful. Chips, peas and gravy is even better. Edited October 22, 2014 by Devon Malcolm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 I don't get the "Southerners don't have gravy on chips" thing. Presumably that's only a thing until they actually try it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted October 22, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 22, 2014 Southerners don't have chip spice. They lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted October 22, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 22, 2014 Gravy on chips is awesome. Try melted cheese on chips, plus gravy. That's the one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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