Guy Bifkin Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 I agree with tackling the Yorkshire Pudding early doors whilst it retains some crispiness though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 You fill the yorkies with meat, veg and potatoes and shovel it in best you can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted October 21, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 21, 2014 You fill the yorkies with meat, veg and potatoes and shovel it in best you can.  That's bollocks, that is — you're going to end up with a proper soggy pudding that way. I think that's some sort of George Orwell bullshit 1984 revisionism, pretending that that's the right thing to do and always has been. That way, they can sell you individual yorkshire puds, and those ones that Morrisons sold (sell?) pre-filled with stew, or — I kid you not — fucking curry.  No, the right way to do it is to keep the pudding aloof from the action, like a king, and treat it appropriately, like food royalty. None of this individual pudding shite, either. If you're a real man, you make it with beef dripping, and spread jam on it for afters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted October 21, 2014 Author Paid Members Share Posted October 21, 2014 The middle bit is supposed to be soggy. That's the bit that soaks up the gravy. If it isn't soaking up the gravy then that's how you tell the gravy is shite. There should be a nice crispy crust around the Yorkshire pudding for latter consumption. If there isn't, your Yorkshire pud is shite as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted October 21, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 21, 2014 The middle bit is supposed to be soggy. That's the bit that soaks up the gravy. If it isn't soaking up the gravy then that's how you tell the gravy is shite. There should be a nice crispy crust around the Yorkshire pudding for latter consumption. If there isn't, your Yorkshire pud is shite as well. Â I think you might have been raised wrong, mate. Right, the middle shouldn't be as crispy as the edge, but soggy? That's not correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refused Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 A 5 Guys is opening in our town centre next week, I'm pretty excited about it because I'm a sucker for American dinner style places. They have that Coca-Cola gimmick where you can have over a 100 different styles of soft drink- I fucking hope one of them is Root Beer. Â Burger presses? Fuck that. Use your hands, crack an egg open and use flower when shaping the thing and get messy while you're doing it. Then whack it on the George- job done. Â Those Coke machines are bloody awesome, the cherry coke out of them takes just like it did back in the 90s when it was sold as "Cherry Coke" rather than this "Coca-Cola Cherry" nonsense. I think they have orange Coke too, and peach Sprite. It's my favourite invention of the 21st century. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted October 21, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 21, 2014 We've got two right across the road from our office, in a Checkers place. They make cracking burgers, actually — they have some that are "roadhouse" style, which means on toasted slices, instead of buns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refused Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 What about this new craze of burgers and hot dogs on brioche buns - anyone tried those? It's all a bit too middle class for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted October 21, 2014 Moderators Share Posted October 21, 2014 You keep your butties till last to mop up the gravy. Yorkshires go early doors while crisp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Butties?! You sick fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 Ha, butties on a Sunday Roast, not done that in years. Â In the olden days when men were men they'd use yorkie like bread bowls to eat their food in then eat the bowl afterwards. Well that's what Mr Worrall said in history class. That's how a yorkie should be treated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members garynysmon Posted October 21, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 21, 2014 You keep your butties till last to mop up the gravy. Yorkshires go early doors while crisp. Â Seconded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted October 21, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 21, 2014 Worse than people who don't read are those that only read crap like A Game of Thrones then lord it over people, If you're gonna act all high and mighty about reading then choose something other than some hebephiles fantasy wank fodder. My brother has never really read books. Last year he said to me "Guess what? I read a book" Â "Which one?" Â "Twilight" Â "Fuck off" Â Oh, and the bottom of a Yorky is best soggy with gravy. Heathens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Mal the Glorious Posted October 21, 2014 Share Posted October 21, 2014 What about this new craze of burgers and hot dogs on brioche buns - anyone tried those? It's all a bit too middle class for me.I had a burger in a brioche bun recently and found it way too dry compared to a normal bun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted October 21, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 21, 2014  You keep your butties till last to mop up the gravy. Yorkshires go early doors while crisp.  Seconded   Seeing a trend here, boyos.    In the olden days when men were men they'd use yorkie like bread bowls to eat their food in then eat the bowl afterwards. Well that's what Mr Worrall said in history class. That's how a yorkie should be treated.   Crimethink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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