Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted October 15, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 15, 2014 I barely know who Michael Owen is but he's my new worst person ever, what a boring cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted October 15, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 15, 2014 Basically Steve, if you gave Nicholas Cage a football, you'd get Michael Owen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted October 15, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 15, 2014 Fucking Hell. Â I bet he's that guy on the beach when you go on holiday that just sits there. Doesn't read, doesn't go in the sea, stays covered up so he doesn't tan. Just sits there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted October 15, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 15, 2014 Basically Steve, if you gave Nicholas Cage a football, you'd get Michael Owen. Hardly, Nicolas Cage collects castles, voodoo shit, dinosaur bones, shrunken heads and million dollar comics, brother's fascinating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted October 15, 2014 Moderators Share Posted October 15, 2014 Yeah, Nic Cage is just about the most interesting man in the world. That has to be the worst comparison of all time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted October 15, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 15, 2014 I just did it because I like poking Steve with a Nicholas Cage-shaped stick sometimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted October 16, 2014 Moderators Share Posted October 16, 2014 (edited) I've just read that Michael Owen interview... Hilarious. A fascinatingly dull individual, dull both in the sense of being stupid and uninteresting.  Who would win a fight between a lion and a tiger? A lion. Why? Well, it’s the king of the jungle.  Dolt. Edited October 16, 2014 by Chest Rockwell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Egg Shen Posted October 16, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 16, 2014 Yeah, Nic Cage is just about the most interesting man in the world. That has to be the worst comparison of all time. yep, terrible comparison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members chokeout Posted October 16, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 16, 2014 Just read that interview with him. Jesus wept! surely no one is actually that boring in real life? He just sits in a car, in silence. What does he think about? I don't understand how he functions. I need to know what the inside of his house looks like, he doesn't seem to actually like anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted October 16, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 16, 2014 He likes horses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted October 16, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted October 16, 2014 (edited) I need to know what the inside of his house looks like, he doesn't seem to actually like anything. I bet everything is either beige or grey. And he just sits there in silence listening to the tick of the clock and staring out the window. Â My mate's brother never watches films or telly programs. He won't watch any American standup comedy either. He's the most dull and miserable bastard I've ever met. It's weird because the rest of the family are all normal. I think they brought the wrong baby home all those years ago. Â He doesn't say he actually hates films but just says he can't be arsed with them, any genre, it's absolutely baffling. I asked him once about it and he basically said 'I just can't be doing with them. They're a waste of time. You sit there for 90 minutes and what if it turns out shit? You don't get that time back.' But...he watches football. Surely it's the same thing. You go into a football match and it could be 90 minutes of nothing. You don't get that time back either. He wasn't having that but I don't see how it's different. Â We invited him to the pub once. Never again. He's actually a decent looking bloke and there was a female friend of ours there who seemed to like him, she's probably about as easy a person to talk to that I've ever met. But he was so fucking dull and had nothing to contribute to any topic of conversation that she just gave up trying to talk to him. It was toe curlingly awkward, I wanted to step in and stop it for both their sakes. I don't even think he noticed she liked him. Somehow he's had girlfriends before. Fuck knows what they talked about because he seems to dislike or be indifferent to pretty much everything. Â Michael Owen sounds just like him. But with money. It's wasted on him as well, the joyless sod. Edited October 16, 2014 by wandshogun09 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 He's barely capable of functioning as a normal human being as well. He can't cook or make a hot drink. I think he said the only chore he can do is the ironing. His mum always did everything for him then he went straight to living with his wife who does everything for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted October 16, 2014 Moderators Share Posted October 16, 2014 (edited) Didn't he end up buying a whole street for his family in Hawarden or something? Probably so he could go his mams for Sunday dinner and the ironing. Edited October 16, 2014 by PowerButchi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Yeah in Ewloe I think. An Evertonian I worked with also said he used to bankroll his brothers drug dealing business which was a wonderfully Evertonian thing to make up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted October 16, 2014 Moderators Share Posted October 16, 2014 Why the fuck would you move to Ewloe? He wanted to be closer to the Tivoli or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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