Paid Members Nostalgia Nonce 1,663 Posted October 15, 2014 Paid Members Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 I used to work for the guy who was the stage manager for Your Mother Wouldn't Like It. He was surprised that I could remember it. Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Arch Stanton 1,092 Posted October 15, 2014 Paid Members Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Here is a bizarre Guardian interview with Owen from a couple of months ago where he talks about hating films, not listening to music and being a right miserable, boring cunt...  http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/aug/15/small-talk-michael-owen  "I don't know any actors".  It is really weird to actually dislike films. Disliking a genre of film, sure, completely normal, but to actually hate the idea of being told a story is just mental really. He's got loads of kids, how could he not have watched films with them? Even they must think he's weird. Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle 2,066 Posted October 15, 2014 Paid Members Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 I barely know who Michael Owen is but he's my new worst person ever, what a boring cunt Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members PunkStep 6,298 Posted October 15, 2014 Paid Members Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Basically Steve, if you gave Nicholas Cage a football, you'd get Michael Owen. Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Nostalgia Nonce 1,663 Posted October 15, 2014 Paid Members Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Fucking Hell. Â I bet he's that guy on the beach when you go on holiday that just sits there. Doesn't read, doesn't go in the sea, stays covered up so he doesn't tan. Just sits there. Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle 2,066 Posted October 15, 2014 Paid Members Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Basically Steve, if you gave Nicholas Cage a football, you'd get Michael Owen. Hardly, Nicolas Cage collects castles, voodoo shit, dinosaur bones, shrunken heads and million dollar comics, brother's fascinating. Link to post Share on other sites
Moderators Astro Hollywood 3,804 Posted October 15, 2014 Moderators Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Yeah, Nic Cage is just about the most interesting man in the world. That has to be the worst comparison of all time. Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members PunkStep 6,298 Posted October 15, 2014 Paid Members Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 I just did it because I like poking Steve with a Nicholas Cage-shaped stick sometimes Link to post Share on other sites
Moderators Chest Rockwell 7,960 Posted October 16, 2014 Moderators Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 (edited) I've just read that Michael Owen interview... Hilarious. A fascinatingly dull individual, dull both in the sense of being stupid and uninteresting.  Who would win a fight between a lion and a tiger? A lion. Why? Well, it’s the king of the jungle.  Dolt. Edited October 16, 2014 by Chest Rockwell Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Egg Shen 2,493 Posted October 16, 2014 Paid Members Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Yeah, Nic Cage is just about the most interesting man in the world. That has to be the worst comparison of all time. yep, terrible comparison. Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members chokeout 2,245 Posted October 16, 2014 Paid Members Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Just read that interview with him. Jesus wept! surely no one is actually that boring in real life? He just sits in a car, in silence. What does he think about? I don't understand how he functions. I need to know what the inside of his house looks like, he doesn't seem to actually like anything. Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members PunkStep 6,298 Posted October 16, 2014 Paid Members Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 He likes horses. Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members wandshogun09 8,100 Posted October 16, 2014 Paid Members Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 (edited) I need to know what the inside of his house looks like, he doesn't seem to actually like anything. I bet everything is either beige or grey. And he just sits there in silence listening to the tick of the clock and staring out the window. Â My mate's brother never watches films or telly programs. He won't watch any American standup comedy either. He's the most dull and miserable bastard I've ever met. It's weird because the rest of the family are all normal. I think they brought the wrong baby home all those years ago. Â He doesn't say he actually hates films but just says he can't be arsed with them, any genre, it's absolutely baffling. I asked him once about it and he basically said 'I just can't be doing with them. They're a waste of time. You sit there for 90 minutes and what if it turns out shit? You don't get that time back.' But...he watches football. Surely it's the same thing. You go into a football match and it could be 90 minutes of nothing. You don't get that time back either. He wasn't having that but I don't see how it's different. Â We invited him to the pub once. Never again. He's actually a decent looking bloke and there was a female friend of ours there who seemed to like him, she's probably about as easy a person to talk to that I've ever met. But he was so fucking dull and had nothing to contribute to any topic of conversation that she just gave up trying to talk to him. It was toe curlingly awkward, I wanted to step in and stop it for both their sakes. I don't even think he noticed she liked him. Somehow he's had girlfriends before. Fuck knows what they talked about because he seems to dislike or be indifferent to pretty much everything. Â Michael Owen sounds just like him. But with money. It's wasted on him as well, the joyless sod. Edited October 16, 2014 by wandshogun09 Link to post Share on other sites
Mr_Danger 3,744 Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 He's barely capable of functioning as a normal human being as well. He can't cook or make a hot drink. I think he said the only chore he can do is the ironing. His mum always did everything for him then he went straight to living with his wife who does everything for him. Link to post Share on other sites
Moderators PowerButchi 8,107 Posted October 16, 2014 Moderators Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 (edited) Didn't he end up buying a whole street for his family in Hawarden or something? Probably so he could go his mams for Sunday dinner and the ironing. Edited October 16, 2014 by PowerButchi Link to post Share on other sites
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