Patrick "Madman" Kelly Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 I've set myself a reasonably realistic little goal this time round: To be fit enough to come off the bench for 10 / 15 minutes before the end of the local Sunday League season. I've never played football in my life (save for 2 appearances for the under 16's, over a than a decade ago now) and can't run more than a few paces without losing my breath as things stand. The standard of the football I watch on Sunday mornings is terrible though, and due a serious lack of commitment from the team they are always struggling for numbers. I think that if I get fit enough to at least be able to run in multiple directions for 10 / 15 minutes there'll be some point where they could do with an extra set of legs. Hell, they were shouting for me to come on the other week when an injured player left them with 10, even though they know I’m unfit and have no experience. Is that the shittest and least ambitious goal ever or what? Or is it slightly more excusable than having no aim at all? 50% of something is better than 100% of fuck all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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