Rey_Piste Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 55 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said: This absolute puzzler appeared on my timeline this morning.  Why is the best vet to take a rabbit too. The animal kind. TIA  Ignoring the obvious grammar issues, here we have a man who has to make sure that we know he isn't taking a sex toy to the vets. When he says The animal kind Is he talking bout the vet? So he's not going to take a rabbit to a combat veteran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted May 28, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted May 28, 2018 (edited) I suppose that shows the difference between the way our minds work @Rey_Piste Edited May 28, 2018 by Lion_of_the_Midlands Auto correct of doom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAREBEAR LUVVA Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 Is it not just a badly written shit joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Arn Anderson's Darb Posted June 12, 2018 Members Share Posted June 12, 2018 (edited) My uncle Graham, who left school at 16, got an apprenticeship at Peugeot, worked there until being made redundant and retiring at 50 and buying a caravan in Mablethorpe, keeps sharing posts about bringing back national service. Edited June 12, 2018 by Arn Anderson's Darb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 (edited) So my mate’s wife just posted this she didn’t see why Morgan Freeman might not be the best person to be taking advice from lately Edited June 18, 2018 by WyattSheepMask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 Are you assuming he said that because there's a picture of him there? If so, I fear we're running before we can walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 (edited) It’s more a vailed dig at my mate because they’re having problems, there’s been a lot of Tay Tay lyrics being posted lately too. She seems to think it’s a Freeman quote though Edited June 18, 2018 by WyattSheepMask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Maestro Posted June 18, 2018 Share Posted June 18, 2018 Ahhhhhh, the classic veiled digs via social media. I hope people have inboxed her to see if she's okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 (edited) A friend with no clue who Greg is shared it. Edited July 8, 2018 by Merzbow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted July 27, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted July 27, 2018 No, fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted July 27, 2018 Moderators Share Posted July 27, 2018 Aside from being really shit and pointless, they've broken their own pattern/rules by the third one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordsfromlee Posted July 29, 2018 Share Posted July 29, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 30, 2018 Share Posted July 30, 2018 I see I'm not the only UKFF'er on Theresa May's friend list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 "Unfortunatley a child did a poo in the churchfield paddling pool today. Dont go in if your planning to. Not sure when its emptied everyday. Hopefully this wont happen again and ruin everyones fun. It was def an older childs poo so unsure what happened. Unfortunate incident the parents may not have even known but it seems the perpitrator had left the scene before anyone noticed it was there. Giving my child a bath now yuk. X " Hahahaahahahahahahahahaha. I am DYING at this. "the perpitrator had left the scene before anyone noticed it was there". Sort of like a shit and run... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted August 6, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 6, 2018 I hope it was their child and they subsequently shat like a horse in the bath afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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