Members SuperBacon Posted March 22 Author Members Posted March 22 43 minutes ago, Wretch said: Seen a stat just now. Our 6-0 aggregate score against Spurs this season accounts for twenty percent of our goals for 25/26. Mad. That's absolutely fantastic. Had a massive go at some div who at half time was kicking the chair in front of him. He was nearly crying. He'd spent the entire first half screaming, and then lost it at half time. He said "I fucking care!!!!" in a high strangulated broken voice, and I replied we all care mate, it's just we know not to act like an absolute pranny. Embarrassing grown ups acting like that. Quote
Mr_Danger Posted March 22 Posted March 22 21 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: That's absolutely fantastic. Had a massive go at some div who at half time was kicking the chair in front of him. He was nearly crying. He'd spent the entire first half screaming, and then lost it at half time. He said "I fucking care!!!!" in a high strangulated broken voice, and I replied we all care mate, it's just we know not to act like an absolute pranny. Embarrassing grown ups acting like that. Next time you tell this you need to end it with knocking him out with one punch, getting a round of applause from both sets of fans and ending it with you getting sucked off by the cheese room cheerleading squad. Pathetic under exaggeration. The league is fucked this season, no one wants to challenge for it, no one wants to make the top 4/5 and no one wants to stay in it. Other than the inevitable boring title win it’s pretty open. Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted March 22 Author Members Posted March 22 11 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said: Next time you tell this you need to end it with knocking him out with one punch, getting a round of applause from both sets of fans and ending it with you getting sucked off by the cheese room cheerleading squad. Pathetic under exaggeration. The thing is I am the least confrontational person ever, and never say anything, but he was fucking embarrassing. It wasn't just me, about 10 of us all told him so. It was also his main character syndrome that wound me up. "I care!!!" Oh and I suppose the rest of us are here for some form of sado masochism are we? (To be fair I do love the misery) If you can't handle your sherbets and/or football, stay home. Quote
Tim Healys Chutney Spoon Posted March 22 Posted March 22 1 hour ago, Mr_Danger said: Next time you tell this you need to end it with knocking him out with one punch, getting a round of applause from both sets of fans and ending it with you getting sucked off by the cheese room cheerleading squad. Pathetic under exaggeration. Or as the pics doing the rounds earlier of the pre-match 'entertainment' - the harpist from the corporate hospitality section..... Games gone mate Quote
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted March 22 Awards Moderator Posted March 22 See you in the Championship the season after next, @SuperBacon Not enough Jimmys. Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted March 22 Author Members Posted March 22 1 minute ago, Frankie Crisp said: See you in the Championship the season after next, @SuperBacon We'll be in League One by then brother! Quote
SaitoRyo Posted March 23 Posted March 23 Never thought I'd say it, but, bring on the international break! It was a truly rotten week to be a Newcastle fan. Well and truly humbled in Barcelona thanks to a second-half capitulation and then done once again by The Mackems in the derby. Another truly pathetic display after going in 1-0 up at half time and a sickening way to lose it in the 90th minute. We need a clearout in the summer. And the pre-game crowd trouble and reports of racist abuse being directed towards one of the Sunderland players obviously make everything that much worse. Quote
Paid Members mim731 Posted March 23 Paid Members Posted March 23 2 hours ago, SaitoRyo said: Never thought I'd say it, but, bring on the international break! I welcome the break to erase the cup final humbling we received yesterday (I'm not ready to talk about it, but I also don't have any major complaints), but now have the stress of at least one, possibly two crucial play off games for Ireland. I have a ticket for the final in Dublin next week if we get there, which could be monumental. Already massive nerves for the Czechia game and have no idea which way it goes. Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted March 23 Author Members Posted March 23 I think it's a tall order for either Wales or Ireland over the two games, but I do hope they both make it. Ireland face a team that have won 15 of their last 18 home games, but they did lose to Faroe Islands and they have Troy "actually maybe Spurs shouldn't have sold him" Parrott who was the hero they needed last time. I reckon they win in Czechia. Playing Denmark again would be a collective trauma flashback, but home advantage would carry them through that one I reckon. Wales will have the crowd behind them, but I don't think I see them beating Bosnia sadly, and then I definitely don't see them beating Italy in a potential final, which is a shame as it'd be hilarious if Italy didn't qualify again. Maybe Northern Ireland will beat them. Is David Healy still about? Quote
Paid Members mim731 Posted March 23 Paid Members Posted March 23 1 hour ago, SuperBacon said: Ireland face a team that have won 15 of their last 18 home games, but they did lose to Faroe Islands and they have Troy "actually maybe Spurs shouldn't have sold him" Parrott who was the hero they needed last time. I reckon they win in Czechia. Playing Denmark again would be a collective trauma flashback, but home advantage would carry them through that one I reckon. There's a lot of optimism because of Parrott but I do think Czechia will get the win. The Hungary and Portugal results papered over the cracks of a pretty weak qualifying campaign, but we're not in great shape. Obviously, desperately hope I'm wrong. Quote
Paid Members Cod Eye Posted March 23 Paid Members Posted March 23 20 hours ago, Mr_Danger said: Next time you tell this you need to end it with knocking him out with one punch, getting a round of applause from both sets of fans and ending it with you getting sucked off by the cheese room cheerleading squad. Pathetic under exaggeration. He also needs to follow it us with the fact he "...put him in the Walls of Jericho and completely wrecked his legs", like that bloke in the old Real Fights thread that used to(may still be)in Gold. Though it was hilarious that he thought people would actually believe that!* *just to clarify, Bacon, I'm not saying your confrontation didn't happen. Just that Danger's comment reminded me of that comment in said thread. Quote
Paid Members Statto Posted March 23 Paid Members Posted March 23 During one of the very frequent (daily) free period hardcore battle royals in the common room at sixth form, my mate Craig put another lad in the Walls of Jericho, fucked his ankles up and rendered him unable to walk for weeks. Not saying it'd be easy to apply in a real fight, but you can definitely do some damage... Hardcore battle royals were banned with threat of expulsion from that day. Quote
NeverYield Posted March 23 Posted March 23 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Statto said: During one of the very frequent (daily) free period hardcore battle royals in the common room at sixth form, my mate Craig put another lad in the Walls of Jericho, fucked his ankles up and rendered him unable to walk for weeks. Not saying it'd be easy to apply in a real fight, but you can definitely do some damage... Hardcore battle royals were banned with threat of expulsion from that day. Seen similar happen on a building site, absolute chaos. Didn't quite have the affect on the ankles but it done a number on the fellas lower back & he was furious with the lad for weeks. Definitely can do some damage, I remember my older brother putting me in the Walls as a kid 🤣 The problem is is people think its just a moody wrestling move, all show, which of course it is, but trouble is most of the time in real life all self control goes out of the window and people get cranked right back by someone who seems hell bent on snapping someone in half. Edited March 23 by NeverYield Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted March 24 Author Members Posted March 24 Mo Salah is leaving Liverpool. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/mar/24/mohamed-salah-to-leave-liverpool-at-end-of-the-season I think for real this time. One of the all time greats isn't he? Always sad when a player of that calibre leaves. Quote
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