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[SuperBacon]

Right, seasons done (no one cares about the Club World Cup) so have at it in here.

I've seen enough. Get rid of him.

Edited July 6 by SuperBacon
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[SuperBacon]

So Spurs have bid for Kudus. We've said West Ham can have bonus payments if we win the Premier league or Champions league.

THE PREMIER LEAGUE OR CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!!!

Aaaah, Daniel. Never change mate.

[CleetusVanDamme]

I had no hype for the Joao Pedro deal. I had him down as another Nkunku/Pervertz striker who isn't a striker type. While performance wise and positionally there's obviously everything still to prove, I was definitely way off physically. This guy's ready for war!

[Tim Healys Chutney Spoon]

Kudus has arrived and now we're in for Gibbs-White. 

 

Looking good so far!

[SuperBacon]

First away day for the 12yo yesterday and she got the full experience.

Train chaos on the way, 2,000 Spurs fans singing about Sol Campbell dying (obviously she was appalled), 13yos causing "trouble" in the corner throwing bottles of Sprite at each other, announcements that half the trains back were cancelled, being directed the wrong way to the train station and then luckily speaking to a lad who asked if we wanted to share his uber back to the station, and finally a massive fight at the station between groups of nobheads who'd been at the races. Reading is such a shithole.

"Can we go to Luton away next week?" ffs.

Oh, and Luka Vuskovic might be the best player of all time.

[SuperBacon]

Here you go @tiger_rick

[Mr_Danger]

Just popping in to let you all know I’ll be back in towards the end of the week to give you all a top 10 of my favourite ‘Newcastle fans punching horses’ jokes. 

[SuperBacon]

I think Isak would make a fine back up to Solanke.

[air_raid]

1 hour ago, SuperBacon said:

I think Isak would make a fine back up to Solanke.

No chance does the bald cunt pay what Newcastle would ask for.

[Mr_Danger]

With no due respect to Spurs but he’s not leaving his Saudi overlords to play for Spurs is he? It’ll be Liverpool, Chelsea and a Saudi club of his supreme royal tribal  chief’s choosing doing the vying. What Liverpool have over the others is we tapped him up first and a wild card on Darwin Nunez who any club in the world would surely want as a makeweight, paper weight or dead weight.

[SuperBacon]

4 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

I think Isak would make a fine back up to Solanke.

I can't believe I have to clarify that I was joking with this.

 

 

[Mr_Danger]

1 minute ago, SuperBacon said:

I can't believe I have to clarify that I was joking with this.

 

 

Never stop believing. John Henry used to be a frugal arl arse and now he’s Montgomery Brewster.

[Cousin Jim Bob]

2 hours ago, Mr_Danger said:

With no due respect to Spurs but he’s not leaving his Saudi overlords to play for Spurs is he? It’ll be Liverpool, Chelsea and a Saudi club of his supreme royal tribal  chief’s choosing doing the vying. What Liverpool have over the others is we tapped him up first and a wild card on Darwin Nunez who any club in the world would surely want as a makeweight, paper weight or dead weight.

 

I've seen a lot of Nunez to Bayern rumours. His chaos added to Kane's precision could be fun to watch.

[Mr_Danger]

22 minutes ago, Cousin Jim Bob said:

 

I've seen a lot of Nunez to Bayern rumours. His chaos added to Kane's precision could be fun to watch.

Do you mean Diaz? Nunez missed out with Napoli. He’s absolutely made for that club and they’re made for him. Genuinely gutted for him that he missed out there.

[Devon Malcolm]

Surely Liverpool aren't buying Ekitike and Isak. Would they have even bought the former if they knew the latter was available? I know Diaz and Nunez and maybe Chiesa are going but that's an incredible front line if they do.