Right Cunts You Like

[Gus Mears]

With the news that Mark E Smith left none of his many former wives/girlfriends any of his whopping estate, who are the people who are clearly massive bellends who you still like?

[Carbomb]

Mike Oldfield, despite being a massive Trumpcunt, is still one of my favourite artists ever.

Marco Pierre White is a Tory bastard, but he still impresses the hell out of me.

[davertfnewman]

Said it before, will say it again, Jim Davidson.

[Chili]

Jeremy Clarkson. Ugh, I'm really sorry. I hate his politics, his shit articles and the stuff he says about real life things. But as a TV presenter (especially his stuff that isn't about cars, his documentaries especially) I find him really engaging and interesting because he's actually a very good presenter and can wildly veer into being somewhat likeable occasionally, then I remember he is Jeremy Clarkson. 

[Hugh Thesz]

6 minutes ago, davertfnewman said:

Said it before, will say it again, Jim Davidson.

Same here.

[simonworden]

32 minutes ago, Chili said:

Jeremy Clarkson. Ugh, I'm really sorry. I hate his politics, his shit articles and the stuff he says about real life things. But as a TV presenter (especially his stuff that isn't about cars, his documentaries especially) I find him really engaging and interesting because he's actually a very good presenter and can wildly veer into being somewhat likeable occasionally, then I remember he is Jeremy Clarkson. 

Totally agree, he seems like in real life he's the kind of bloke that if he turned up in the pub you'd drink up and piss off before he engaged you by force in loud obnoxious conversation where he talks down to everyone and is basically a nuisance. But for TV purposes I really like him. I'm a big sucker for the Grand Tour/Top Gear stuff especially anything road trip related even though most of it is full of half truths and bollocks to fit the rhetoric. Don't get me started on the two Vietnam ones. 

[Devon Malcolm]

At least my mum hasn't asked me if I watch Clarkson's Farm for a few weeks.

[CDM]

My dad's a right cunt but I guess I like him 

[Harry Wiseau]

Morrissey for me. I just love him, his music, his magnificent hair, his strong chin, his ridiculous voice, his challenging manner, I convinced myself many years ago that he's just on the wind up and the dodgy things he comes out with in occasion(!) are just to entertain him inside his head. He's playing the character of Morrissey perfectly and long may he continue. The cunt.

[DavidB6937]

7 hours ago, Chili said:

Jeremy Clarkson. Ugh, I'm really sorry. I hate his politics, his shit articles and the stuff he says about real life things. But as a TV presenter (especially his stuff that isn't about cars, his documentaries especially) I find him really engaging and interesting because he's actually a very good presenter and can wildly veer into being somewhat likeable occasionally, then I remember he is Jeremy Clarkson. 

Yep this was going to be mine. If you just watch his shows he's a bit of a tit but strangely endearing, humorous and quite a genuine and knowledgeable bloke.

The number of times I've thought "oh for fucks sake Jeremy" when I see him mentioned online is ridiculous. Like being disappointed at your grandad for making a casual racist comment or something. 

[air_raid]

This thread title might as well be the new title for On Topic.

[SuperBacon]

Christ, how long have you got?

As a football and rap fan there are loads of people I like that are absolute tossers, but I'll save you from that rambling and go with Gordon Ramsay. Undoubtedly an arsehole, but one I will always have time for.

William Hague as well, but that's more for his voice.

[davertfnewman]

Surely the guy holding the paper is a prime candidate for many too.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

 They say that there are two sorts of people in this world. People who like Van Morrison, and people who have me him. I've not met him. 

[Scratch]

1 hour ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

 They say that there are two sorts of people in this world. People who like Van Morrison, and people who have me him. I've not met him. 

I thought he was following me in my car once, but then realised everything is reversed in the rear view mirror, and it was actually a Morrison’s Van.