Merzbow Posted April 18, 2024 Posted April 18, 2024 Based Serpentico and Luther, also, is it just me or is Luther super jacked these days?
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted April 19, 2024 Paid Members Posted April 19, 2024 9 hours ago, LaGoosh said: incredible. My god The Rock ?
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted April 22, 2024 Paid Members Posted April 22, 2024 I knew of and saw a pic of IRS’s cack brown tights from when he debuted but I’d never seen them in motion until now. Horrific.
Cannibal Man Posted April 23, 2024 Posted April 23, 2024 (edited) Fucking hell, he looks like one of the Italians in Allo Allo! Edited April 23, 2024 by Cannibal Man
andrew "the ref" coyne Posted April 26, 2024 Posted April 26, 2024 So apparently ole Platinum Max has been suspended from AEW for a rap on tv:"Switchblade's what I switch. I'll fufill your fantasy and I'll make you my b****. Yo this dude's just making me sick. I'll violate you so bad you'll have to tell the legal team about the taste of my d***." He certainly likes his gay sexual assault lines and storylines. Anyway just before this suspension, he decided to drop a terrible rap about his dissatisfaction about his role in AEW.
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted April 26, 2024 Paid Members Posted April 26, 2024 Just now, andrew "the ref" coyne said: So apparently ole Platinum Max has been suspended from AEW for a rap on tv:"Switchblade's what I switch. I'll fufill your fantasy and I'll make you my b****. Yo this dude's just making me sick. I'll violate you so bad you'll have to tell the legal team about the taste of my d***." He certainly likes his gay sexual assault lines and storylines. Anyway just before this suspension, he decided to drop a terrible rap about his dissatisfaction about his role in AEW. I don’t think he is suspended, he trolls a lot, and Grizzled Young Veterans are fighting them on Collision
Paid Members BomberPat Posted April 26, 2024 Paid Members Posted April 26, 2024 what stood out about that rap was that Bowens was clearly meant to snatch the mic away from him before the last word, and cut him off way too late. It was shit, though, and Max Caster is in Ricky Starks territory of looking like he'd rather be anywhere else, and his raps get worse every week.
Members SuperBacon Posted April 26, 2024 Author Members Posted April 26, 2024 I know I shouldn't approach this as a "rap fan" critiquing, but fuck it, he's rapping so why not. Thatt was absolutely dreadful. Awful lyrics, metaphors, similies and a delivery that can only be described as a copy of about 20 other rappers. -5 mics. Its actually made me angry.
Donald J Trump Posted April 26, 2024 Posted April 26, 2024 On a technical level, what he's just done there is the rapping equivalent of playing Frere Jacques on a recorder. It was only marginally better than a middle aged white man trying to spontaneously rap for the first time in their life and I was half expecting to hear "My name is Max Caster and I'm here to say,,,," Turgid.
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted April 27, 2024 Paid Members Posted April 27, 2024 At least something good has come out of it
Members SuperBacon Posted April 28, 2024 Author Members Posted April 28, 2024 Would be amazed if no one was seriously injured. Great/horrific.
Donald J Trump Posted April 28, 2024 Posted April 28, 2024 I've got mixed feelings watching that. On the one hand, if these chuckleheads aren't already at the "Find out" stage it won't be long until they are. At the same time, I can't help feel that dopes like this are allowing themselves to take advantage of their own desperation to be in some way involved in Wrestling. Usually stuff like this would be a cautionary tale of what happens when kids grow up without youth clubs and play parks.
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