Paid Members hallicks Posted August 10, 2023 Paid Members Posted August 10, 2023 5 hours ago, SuperBacon said: We're gonna get relegated. What if the ultimate end to your spreadsheet is, Kane leaves, Bayern fail to win anything for the first time in forever and Spurs actually win something?
Members SuperBacon Posted August 10, 2023 Members Posted August 10, 2023 3 minutes ago, hallicks said: What if the ultimate end to your spreadsheet is, Kane leaves, Bayern fail to win anything for the first time in forever and Spurs actually win something? I would take that.
lanky316 Posted August 10, 2023 Posted August 10, 2023 I think the most hilarious thing of this whole saga is that people now seem to be reporting that despite all summer angling for the move and desperately wanting to go... Spurs have accepted the bid and Kane is now saying "nah mate, not interested". I don't really get it but it's perhaps the funniest part of the whole saga. I hope your heart is holding together Bacon, sure it's going to be a rollercoaster of a few days now!
Gooner Posted August 10, 2023 Posted August 10, 2023 Spurs fans not taking this news well, you never know he may stay and reject a move to Bayern Munich. I tried to console my wife about the news today, you never won with Kane, you won't win without Kane, so nothing has really changed besides you lose 30 goals a season from your team, for some reason that didn't seem to help.
Paid Members mim731 Posted August 10, 2023 Paid Members Posted August 10, 2023 6 minutes ago, lanky316 said: I think the most hilarious thing of this whole saga is that people now seem to be reporting that despite all summer angling for the move and desperately wanting to go... Spurs have accepted the bid and Kane is now saying "nah mate, not interested". I don't really get it but it's perhaps the funniest part of the whole saga. I hope your heart is holding together Bacon, sure it's going to be a rollercoaster of a few days now! It's actually all an elaborate prank on Daniel Levy as part of the return of Rio Ferdinand's Merk'd.
Members SuperBacon Posted August 10, 2023 Members Posted August 10, 2023 7 minutes ago, lanky316 said: I think the most hilarious thing of this whole saga is that people now seem to be reporting that despite all summer angling for the move and desperately wanting to go... Spurs have accepted the bid and Kane is now saying "nah mate, not interested". I don't really get it but it's perhaps the funniest part of the whole saga. I hope your heart is holding together Bacon, sure it's going to be a rollercoaster of a few days now! Well, I'm assuming (and thats all I can do) that Harry doesn't really want to do Spurs dirty a day before the season starts. Plus I am sure his wife is imminently about to give birth so that can't help* The heart is fine. Its taken a battering for 30 odd years, so what's a couple more days. 6 minutes ago, Gooner said: Spurs fans not taking this news well, you never know he may stay and reject a move to Bayern Munich. I tried to console my wife about the news today, you never won with Kane, you won't win without Kane, so nothing has really changed besides you lose 30 goals a season from your team, for some reason that didn't seem to help. I can promise you, that whilst it would be nice to win something with Harry, another season with our greatest ever player is worth more than some money we will only spunk anyway. We can deal with 'next summer' next summer. *He'll go now, and this will all be bollocks.
Factotum Posted August 10, 2023 Posted August 10, 2023 This whole thing seems utterly chaotic and bizarre. If I take my Arsenal hat off here, I don't get why he wouldn't go. If he stays surely he has to sign another contract? If he fucks off next summer to another English club that would surely be worse for Spurs fans to take? All in all another normal day at Tottenham
Gooner Posted August 10, 2023 Posted August 10, 2023 27 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: Well, I'm assuming (and thats all I can do) that Harry doesn't really want to do Spurs dirty a day before the season starts. Plus I am sure his wife is imminently about to give birth so that can't help* The heart is fine. Its taken a battering for 30 odd years, so what's a couple more days. I can promise you, that whilst it would be nice to win something with Harry, another season with our greatest ever player is worth more than some money we will only spunk anyway. We can deal with 'next summer' next summer. *He'll go now, and this will all be bollocks. I see where you are coming from and with your recent track record I wouldn't trust you in anyway to spend the money you'd receive for Kane wisely and likely youd end up wasting it. Unless he has told your club he will never sign a new deal, I'd roll the dice, keep him for another season and hope you can find a way to convince him to sign a new contract at the club. I actually think he stays at Spurs this summer.
Mr_Danger Posted August 10, 2023 Author Posted August 10, 2023 Kane doesn’t have ambition. Never has, never will.
Members SuperBacon Posted August 10, 2023 Members Posted August 10, 2023 It's done. Fucking gooner cunt. Fuck him.
Paid Members mim731 Posted August 11, 2023 Paid Members Posted August 11, 2023 7 hours ago, SuperBacon said: It's done. He'll be back at Spurs for a second run/swansong in a couple of years after he's won some stuff at Bayern I reckon.
Members SuperBacon Posted August 11, 2023 Members Posted August 11, 2023 5 minutes ago, mim731 said: He'll be back at Spurs for a second run/swansong in a couple of years after he's won some stuff at Bayern I reckon. 7 hours ago, SuperBacon said: Fucking gooner cunt. Fuck him.
Paid Members air_raid Posted August 11, 2023 Paid Members Posted August 11, 2023 Time to panic buy! Get Lukaku on the phone.
Tim Healys Chutney Spoon Posted August 11, 2023 Posted August 11, 2023 Nah, use the money to pay for Mbappe for a season long loan... Failing that we'll end up with Mitrovic most probably
The Gaffer Posted August 11, 2023 Posted August 11, 2023 Absolutely not the news I was expecting to wake up to. That'll do nicely.
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