Paid Members TheBurningRed Posted February 2, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 2, 2023 KFoggs Wall of Fame. Showcasing all his showbiz pals. Perhaps Kunt or Russell Brand can come along to cut the ribbon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted February 2, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 2, 2023 1 hour ago, Fatty Facesitter said:  Customisable high-viz jackets like those adorned by @jazzygeofferz - customisable where you have your own username printed on the back.  1 hour ago, King Coconut said: I need a cheese on t-shirt.  1 hour ago, Carbomb said: Also, the gift shop should have a super-duper-special edition T-shirt, a one-off print only, saying "NOW NO-ONE ELSE CAN HAVE IT CAN THEY" If only someone here was working in custom clothing.... oh, wait. 57 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: "Big Lick of those Tits" The gift shop will also sell UKFF pillows, which are lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted February 2, 2023 Awards Moderator Share Posted February 2, 2023 Side-on photo opportunities are a must. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted February 2, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 2, 2023 31 minutes ago, HarmonicGenerator said: Cheese-on photo opportunities are a must. Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 Will the Chinese be allowed entry to the gift shop, or purchase raffle tickets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted February 2, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 2, 2023 The Pitcos Toilet Experience. Free Sting mask on entry, special prize for the best rendition of 'Toilet-side Motherfucker' each day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted February 2, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 2, 2023 2 hours ago, Harry Wiseau said: Ralphy can work in the gift shop, increasing the price just as the customer is about to hand the money over. We'd need somebody to take over when he has his annual flounce at the end of the January sales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted February 2, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 2, 2023 Sod the cafe, I'm heading straight to the bar for a Flaming June. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 I really like that balding Asian man who greets you at the bar with a handshake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted February 2, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 2, 2023 2 hours ago, Keith Houchen said: Will the Chinese be allowed entry to the gift shop, or purchase raffle tickets? Whom else will we get to run the chippy? (Which will be called "Chinese-On") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted February 2, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 2, 2023 5 hours ago, Carbomb said: That would be sold in the Keffer Kafe, along with kwesh, fy-ups, and fish & chips. You have to bring your own plates though because KrAzY hasn't finished washing the last lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted February 2, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 2, 2023 I'll make sure to bring a bigger one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 Big Pink Vests covered in 'Muck'. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted February 3, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 3, 2023 11 hours ago, air_raid said: The gift shop will also sell UKFF pillows, which are lovely. Just as well, seeing as Benson's don't. Mind you, why would they? It's not called Benson's For Pillows, is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Blog Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Can we have guest speakers like ‘Bumgull’ and ‘Fola’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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