Paid Members Lorne Malvo Posted February 2, 2023 Paid Members Posted February 2, 2023 1 hour ago, HarmonicGenerator said: What a stunning range of exhibits the UKFF Museum could have. Frankie Crisp's Quality Street tin, ajmcstyles' shoes he was wearing when he returned them, a pink vest, the Hall of Chippy Teas, BWC wristbands for sale in the gift shop ... all important cultural artefacts. Artifacts in a UKFF museum is a good offshoot of this topic. A Kanye West poster would be my addition. Quote
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted February 2, 2023 Paid Members Posted February 2, 2023 You could set up a merch shop too like that have at other museums. T-Shirts with popular UKFF phrases on them. UKFF branded stress balls (as lumps of poo). Books featuring entire collections @air_raid's house show reports and @Devon Malcolm's film reviews or the actual books written by posters like @Astro Hollywood or @JNLister. Instead of wands like they have at the Harry Potter studios, you could flog replicas of Big Bossman's night stick. Customisable high-viz jackets like those adorned by @jazzygeofferz - customisable where you have your own username printed on the back. @Steve Justice branded loo roll. Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted February 2, 2023 Members Posted February 2, 2023 Big bottle of Pepsi Max. Quote
Paid Members Carbomb Posted February 2, 2023 Paid Members Posted February 2, 2023 2 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: Big bottle of Pepsi Max. That would be sold in the Keffer Kafe, along with kwesh, fy-ups, and fish & chips. Quote
Guest Posted February 2, 2023 Posted February 2, 2023 10 hours ago, simonworden said: I know a great cafe in the Mekong Delta where you literally shit off a small pier into the canal. That episode of Rosie and Jim scarred me for life. Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted February 2, 2023 Members Posted February 2, 2023 7 minutes ago, Carbomb said: That would be sold in the Keffer Kafe, along with kwesh, fy-ups, and fish & chips. Cheese on as well, surely? HEY, HEY LAD. Quote
Paid Members Carbomb Posted February 2, 2023 Paid Members Posted February 2, 2023 (edited) Also, the gift shop should have a super-duper-special edition T-shirt, a one-off print only, saying "NOW NO-ONE ELSE CAN HAVE IT CAN THEY" Edited February 2, 2023 by Carbomb Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted February 2, 2023 Members Posted February 2, 2023 4 minutes ago, Carbomb said: NOW NO-ONE ELSE CAN HAVE IT CAN THEY" This should be on the receipts, and I think it goes without saying that there's no returns, unless you're wearing them. The cafe should also sell BLTs, or a "Big Lick of those Tits" from the thread where someone wanted to ask out the sandwich shop girl (cant for the life of me remember who it was or who said that) Quote
Harry Wiseau Posted February 2, 2023 Posted February 2, 2023 Ralphy can work in the gift shop, increasing the price just as the customer is about to hand the money over. Quote
Keith Houchen Posted February 2, 2023 Posted February 2, 2023 14 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: The cafe should also sell BLTs, or a "Big Lick of those Tits" from the thread where someone wanted to ask out the sandwich shop girl (cant for the life of me remember who it was or who said that) It was @King Coconutdishing out the advice, not sure to whom though! Quote
Paid Members stumobir Posted February 2, 2023 Paid Members Posted February 2, 2023 Pat to work in the customer service dept with the response to everything being “stop gaslighting me”. Quote
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted February 2, 2023 Author Paid Members Posted February 2, 2023 A selection of Wok's from Legal Food in Lincoln. All empty unlike when @John Matrixtold us the rumour about their sticky contents. Legal Food could be a Heritage Site as well to be fair. Quote
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted February 2, 2023 Paid Members Posted February 2, 2023 35 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: The cafe should also sell BLTs, or a "Big Lick of those Tits" from the thread where someone wanted to ask out the sandwich shop girl Ahh god I'm going to spend another whole afternoon laughing at this now, thanks! Original post is on page 2 of this thread for those looking for it btw. Quote
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