Keith Houchen Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 14 minutes ago, TheBurningRed said: We can forgive you if you stop repeating the same things all the time. Nah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members TheBurningRed Posted May 12, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted May 12, 2023 Racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SuperBacon Posted May 12, 2023 Members Share Posted May 12, 2023 3 hours ago, Keith Houchen said: Do you all know of the story/myth/certainly made up story of Mike Read and his late 70s show “Runaround”? Well, for the benefit of younger keffers (Basically anyone not called Houchen or Thunderplex) it was a kids show where you jumped on the line of one of 2 or 3 answers, then at the command of “Rah rah rah runaraaahhnd!!” You could jump over to a different answer. The tale goes that during recording, a little black lad jumped too early and Reid pointed at him and said “Not yet, darkie”. Anyway, was just driving back from the shops and the lights at the crossroads were on green. But as I approached, a little black lad ran out onto the road. You can guess what I said in a gruff voice. So, I’m sorry to break the hearts of all my fans on here, but I have no option but to cancel myself. Not a million miles away from this but I had to "cancel" myself yesterday as well. There is an account on Twitter which lists the clubs that a player has played for from Wikipedia and you have to guess who it is. @wikiballersquiz if you're interested. I play it every day with a mate on WhatsApp and he was struggling to get yesterday's as it listed 0 goals but it wasn't a goalie. I messaged him "I can give you a clue with one word and you will 100% get it" The player was Eric Abidal and I am a bad, BAD person, as you can guess what the word would've been. I still feel bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members TheBurningRed Posted May 12, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted May 12, 2023 4 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: Not a million miles away from this but I had to "cancel" myself yesterday as well. There is an account on Twitter which lists the clubs that a player has played for from Wikipedia and you have to guess who it is. @wikiballersquiz if you're interested. I play it every day with a mate on WhatsApp and he was struggling to get yesterday's as it listed 0 goals but it wasn't a goalie. I messaged him "I can give you a clue with one word and you will 100% get it" The player was Eric Abidal and I am a bad, BAD person, as you can guess what the word would've been. I still feel bad. That’s the clue I would’ve gone for tbh. That and Barcelona = easy answer. I wouldn’t cancel you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted May 12, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted May 12, 2023 1 hour ago, SuperBacon said: you can guess what the word would've been. I can't, can you elaborate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted May 12, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted May 12, 2023 The only 2 I've managed to get right on there so far are Benjani and Scott Parker. I feel like such a dunce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Tommy! said: I can't, can you elaborate. Probably to do with him having a liver transplant but knowing Bacon it’s probably him being a black Muslim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SuperBacon Posted May 14, 2023 Members Share Posted May 14, 2023 Panicked and thought you'd all "cancelled" me or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SuperBacon Posted May 24, 2023 Members Share Posted May 24, 2023 More workplace related japes as I am in the office today and sat opposite a guy called Ben Mitchell who I'd never met. Pleasantries exchanged, and I said "Last time you were here it was a different bloke" making a subtle Eastenders joke and it was met with a steely gaze and silence, and then I had to explain the gag whilst my colleague (who I do know) was silently dying with stifled laughter. I'm writing this as I smoke 5 cigarettes in a row as I don't want to go back to my desk. Current mood: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted June 9, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted June 9, 2023 My mum and my sister are big fans of an American comedian called Matt Rife who as far as I know is reasonably well known but it's not like he is massive like Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle or someone like that. He's over here on tour next year and I wanted to get them tickets. Today was the presale and the cheapest were £133 each plus booking fee. They can watch him on YouTube because that is fucking ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chris B Posted June 9, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted June 9, 2023 12 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said: My mum and my sister are big fans of an American comedian called Matt Rife who as far as I know is reasonably well known but it's not like he is massive like Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle or someone like that. He's over here on tour next year and I wanted to get them tickets. Today was the presale and the cheapest were £133 each plus booking fee. They can watch him on YouTube because that is fucking ridiculous. Just looking at youtube, Rife's had almost 10 million views in the last two months on his last special. And that's just the special - not even mentioning the clips on tiktok etc. I've only been aware of him recently, but fair play to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted June 9, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted June 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Chris B said: Just looking at youtube, Rife's had almost 10 million views in the last two months on his last special. And that's just the special - not even mentioning the clips on tiktok etc. I've only been aware of him recently, but fair play to him. Turns out it's not him that set the price, it's Ticketmaster. Tickets seem to be £36.50 face value plus fees. My friend in Canada paid exactly that price. The old Dynamic Pricing scam by those Ticketmaster bastards. I think most of those 10 million views are my mum and sister Chris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted June 9, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted June 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said: My mum and my sister are big fans of an American comedian called Matt Rife who as far as I know is reasonably well known but it's not like he is massive like Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle or someone like that. He's over here on tour next year and I wanted to get them tickets. Today was the presale and the cheapest were £133 each plus booking fee. They can watch him on YouTube because that is fucking ridiculous. I've never heard of him, but fuck me he's got the most punchable face I think I've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted June 9, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted June 9, 2023 (edited) 37 minutes ago, gmoney said: I've never heard of him, but fuck me he's got the most punchable face I think I've ever seen. He agrees with you buddy, as do I. Edited June 9, 2023 by Lion_of_the_Midlands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted June 10, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted June 10, 2023 20 hours ago, gmoney said: I've never heard of him, but fuck me he's got the most punchable face I think I've ever seen. Backpfeifengesicht. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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