Paid Members Nick James Posted May 17, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted May 17, 2022 This could be a flop of a thread, or provide some good responses. Inspired by the below tweet, what regular things feel like a crime, but aren't a crime (or just make you feel guilty)? For me, when you walk into a shop, browse around then leave without buying anything. You automatically start looking guilty, as though you are overcompensating the fact that you haven't stolen anything and need to make people aware of such.   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 Pausing outside a shop to don a mask before entering still makes me feel like a bank robber. It's great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted May 17, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted May 17, 2022 Anyone who heats up fish for lunch in the work canteen. It's NOT a crime, but it should be. The fucking stench of last night's dinner wafting through the office should be punishable to the fullest extent of the law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 Double posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 Double posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lorne Malvo Posted May 17, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted May 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Accident Prone said: Anyone who heats up fish for lunch in the work canteen. It's NOT a crime, but it should be. The fucking stench of last night's dinner wafting through the office should be punishable to the fullest extent of the law. Maybe one for the shithouse thread, but I have fish 3 times a week at work for the sole reason that my manager hates the smell. Â Sole wasn't a pun, don't ban me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted May 17, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted May 17, 2022 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Lorne Malvo said: Sole wasn't a pun, don't ban me. The UKFF Loves Jim Davidson. Edited May 17, 2022 by Accident Prone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-d-d-dAz Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 Walking past a copper. Absolutely convinced they’re going to nick me every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 Just now, d-d-d-dAz said: Walking past a copper. Absolutely convinced they’re going to nick me every time. Now imagine you’re black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 Making eye contact with almost any other human being. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted May 17, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted May 17, 2022 40 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: Now imagine you’re black. Talking of things that aren't a crime but feel like a crime... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted May 17, 2022 Moderators Share Posted May 17, 2022 Walking at a slow pace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 6 minutes ago, Carbomb said: Talking of things that aren't a crime but feel like a crime... Transphobe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted May 17, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted May 17, 2022 Putting something back on the shelf in the supermarket.... the shelf you're at NOW, not the shelf it lives on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CleetusVanDamme Posted May 17, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted May 17, 2022 Airport security. I sweat like I'm smuggling keys of heroin. I've somehow never been stopped though. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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