Paid Members mim731 Posted January 7, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted January 7, 2022 I figure it's only 7 days into the new year and there's already been quite a few big releases, so I thought it might be fun (and might sooth some of the tedium of the first week back at work) to make some batshit crazy predictions for 2022 in wrestling. I'm not talking about run-of-the-mill, quite-likely-to-happen predictions (no MJF to win the world title etc), but the sort of insane things that wrestling sometimes throws up, which seem unthinkable beforehand. Yes, these are all very unlikely, but let's have some fun. I'll get the ball rolling for a few in 2022: Vince McMahon dies AEW buys WWE ROH rises from the ashes after being bought by a consortium and Jeff Jarrett takes control of the wrestling side of things    Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB6937 Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 HHH leaves WWE William Regal vs Bryan Danielson headlines an AEW special Tony Khan makes it through the rest of the year without any PR disasters Sue becomes TBS womens champion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam O'Rourke Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 (edited) Triple H leaves WWE and begins a Motorhead tribute band called Lemmywinks. Edited January 7, 2022 by Liam O'Rourke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted January 7, 2022 Awards Moderator Share Posted January 7, 2022 CM Punk vs. MJF headlines WrestleMania. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Weezenal Posted January 7, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted January 7, 2022 Not absolutely mental but you couldn't see it happening even at the start of the week. All in AEW: HBK V Bryan Danielson Sting V Undertaker Cody V HHH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 NXT:UK shuts down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted January 7, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted January 7, 2022 An episode of Raw or SmackDown happens where a champion wrestles a match explicitly stated to be non-title and actually wins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Factotum Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Triple H is All Elite Vince Russo starts saying 'Sister' after every other word. HBK hair transplant Hogan tells the truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Bossman wins the Rumble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lenin Posted January 7, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted January 7, 2022 WWE is bought by another media company. HHH ends up leaving WWE. AEW Impact by end of the year. As in they keep signing numpties and the novelty wears off four years in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB6937 Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 11 minutes ago, Merzbow said: Bossman wins the Rumble. Err.. 2 hours ago, mim731 said:  I'm not talking about run-of-the-mill, quite-likely-to-happen predictions  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Owen Hart goes in the WWE Hall Of Fame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted January 7, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted January 7, 2022 5 minutes ago, cobra_gordo said: Owen Hart goes in the WWE Hall Of Fame. Oh God, there definitely a non-zero percent chance of this happening to try and get in ahead of the Owen Hart Tournament by a couple of months, isn't there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRooster Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 AEW will sign Ric Flair, and he'll actually wrestle in a tag match, also involving Sting. AEW will eventually have more people accused of sexual harassment on its roster, than people who are not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 People who hate WWE will finally cancel their subscription and stop watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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