Paid Members BomberPat Posted February 10, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted February 10, 2022 3 hours ago, jazzygeofferz said: Billy has applied to trademark the "ass boys" name apparently. Austin's doing a great job of playing this up as part of the story too, by saying that if they own the name, they can sue Danhausen for using it, hoping that will stop him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chris B Posted February 10, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted February 10, 2022 2 hours ago, BomberPat said: Austin's doing a great job of playing this up as part of the story too, by saying that if they own the name, they can sue Danhausen for using it, hoping that will stop him. I loved Danhausen's response too - "Yes. Yes, embrace the ass!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
69MeDon Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 AEW provides a very informative, very detailed answer to the question "who is Danhausen?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 (edited) I like how he's fit in so far. Especially putting him with Good Friends as they're basically the Always Sunny crew as a wrestling stable. Edited February 23, 2022 by Chili Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chris B Posted February 24, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted February 24, 2022 (edited) 13 hours ago, Chili said: I like how he's fit in so far. Especially putting him with Good Friends as they're basically the Always Sunny crew as a wrestling stable. I also love that the Good Friends aren't necessarily keen on him being there. He's just turned up and acting like he's always been there. I also loved Trent dragging Wheeler Yuta on BTE a little while ago, after Yuta pretended to be him (with Rocky Romero ending up confusedly asking 'was... was Trent always Asian-American?'). For those that haven't seen, he showed Yuta how his new gear had icons for all the best friends - a thumbs-up for Cassidy, an alien for Statlander... and a turd for Yuta because Trent thinks he's a piece of shit. Trent generally just getting confused and mildly irritated with the increasing weirdoes is low-level consistently funny for me. Edited February 24, 2022 by Chris B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted March 2, 2022 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 2, 2022 We've started describing our cat as "very nice, very evil". The Danhausen Effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted March 2, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted March 2, 2022 39 minutes ago, LCJ said: Their follow ups are equally worth seeing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Project Nim Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 The next AEW pay per view main event will be Page v Danielson v Punk in a triple threat for the title. AEW fans will be heavy with expectation for a technical 45 minute masterpiece. Hold on, a coked to the eye balls Tony Khan and walks onto the stage - this triple threat just became a fatal four way (playa) The crowd excitedly await the new entrant to the match. Tequila is played and Danhausen minces his way down to the ring. The fans groan at a classic match being tarnished in this way. Danhausen curses the other competitors and they put their arms out in front of him like Frankenstein’s monster. “Cos this is thriller” yes Danhausen leads the three other wrestlers into a chorus of the Michael Jackson classic as the wrestlers start to do the famous dance routine. The fans are in tears of rage by now. Danhausen claps his hands and all three opponents fall to the ground and he pins them all at the same time. Danhausen is your new world champion. Meltzers star rating system implodes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 Guess it’s 5pm somewhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted March 8, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted March 8, 2022 Maybe Danhausen will head to the new Ring Of Honor to resume his role there? Some of these recent arrivals have felt more like they'd fit in RoH than AEW. Regal could be an on-screen GM type character there, assuming he isn't going to be managing some kind of violent strong stable in AEW. Turning RoH into NXT 1.0 would be quite amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
69MeDon Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, Project Nim said: The next AEW pay per view main event will be Page v Danielson v Punk in a triple threat for the title. AEW fans will be heavy with expectation for a technical 45 minute masterpiece. Hold on, a coked to the eye balls Tony Khan and walks onto the stage - this triple threat just became a fatal four way (playa) The crowd excitedly await the new entrant to the match. Tequila is played and Danhausen minces his way down to the ring. The fans groan at a classic match being tarnished in this way. Danhausen curses the other competitors and they put their arms out in front of him like Frankenstein’s monster. “Cos this is thriller” yes Danhausen leads the three other wrestlers into a chorus of the Michael Jackson classic as the wrestlers start to do the famous dance routine. The fans are in tears of rage by now. Danhausen claps his hands and all three opponents fall to the ground and he pins them all at the same time. Danhausen is your new world champion. Meltzers star rating system implodes. The tone of this is like "how awful would this be?" but actually this would be amazing and I'd pay $100 to watch it on PPV. Edited March 8, 2022 by 69MeDon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Project Nim Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 7 minutes ago, 69MeDon said: The tone of this is like "how would awful would this be?" but actually this would be amazing and I'd pay $100 to watch it on PPV. Oh I’m fully onboard with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted March 8, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted March 8, 2022 @69MeDonhausen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted March 8, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted March 8, 2022 Ahem. On 10/15/2021 at 1:47 PM, Carbomb said: You gonna be @69MeDonhausen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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