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The General Motors Domestic Football Thread. 21/22 (NO SHIT BANTER)


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Here is retired Dean Ashton, at Mark Nobles testimonial, after being on the pitch for about a minute 

 

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At least Kane downed tools and tried to leave for the best team in the league. Suarez tried to fuck us off for fucking Arsenal and we still welcome him back open arms and printed bibs.

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41 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

At least Kane upped sticks and tried to leave for the best team in the league. Suarez tried to fuck us off for fucking Arsenal and we still welcome him back open arms and printed bibs.

Yeah but Suarez is a Lion Judas. Kane is a Chicken Judas. 

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2 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Weird way to spell racist...

I guess Chicken Judas is a weird way to spell Tory too. 

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You wonder how Harry Kane let himself get in to this situation where one of the worlds best players is trying to force a move without any leverage and there’s no serious interest then you see who his agent is….

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I've never seen a photo of Wayne Lineker before and I'm taken aback by how incredibly vascular his calves and shins are, just bulging out all over the shop. 

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So, what I gather from this Ronaldo circus is:

- he's turned up to training today to say goodbye to his teammates 

-told Allegri he won't play for them again

-doesn't actually have a club to go to

-is trying to force a move to City himself as they've not even made a bid for him (and apparently will only take him on a free)

 

He's like an upmarket Peter Odemwingie.

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He's coming home to play in Solskjaer's pioneering new 4-0-6 formation.

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2 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:

He's coming home to play in Solskjaer's pioneering new 4-0-6 formation.

Well if he’s looking for someone to shelter him from his legal troubles….

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