The General Motors Domestic Football Thread. 21/22 (NO SHIT BANTER)

[PunkStep]

2 minutes ago, tiger_rick said:

He's (allegedly) a boo-boys favourite

Yeah, has been for a couple of years. Odd, because I think he's (allegedly) one of their best players.

What a stark contrast to the beginning of last season for Everton. From Ancelotti, a reinvigorated James Rodriguez joining the club, other decent players coming in...to Rafa the Red, James having his dick chopped off, Andros Townsend and Begovic signed to strengthen the club and now this.

[Keith Houchen]

16 minutes ago, Guy Bifkin said:

Yeah! You never see any quality memes when it's a grooming gang from Pakistan. 

It’s just the the same mugshot over and over again. At least Bill Wyman did it with a cheeky smile. 

[SuperBacon]

47 minutes ago, PunkStep said:

James having his dick chopped off,

Sorry?

[PunkStep]

The Everton fans on here might be able to elaborate, but there's a wild rumour that James Rodriguez is going through gender reassignment. I have no clue where this rumour originated from, and it's clearly bollocks, but it's become a bit of a 'Kennan and Kel died in a car crash' thing. 

[Carbomb]

32 minutes ago, PunkStep said:

The Everton fans on here might be able to elaborate, but there's a wild rumour that James Rodriguez is going through gender reassignment. I have no clue where this rumour originated from, and it's clearly bollocks, but it's become a bit of a 'Kennan and Kel died in a car crash' thing. 

Well, it wouldn't be that

[SuperBacon]

Erik Lamela is leaving. I've never known pain like this.

[Scott Malbranque]

39 minutes ago, PunkStep said:

The Everton fans on here might be able to elaborate, but there's a wild rumour that James Rodriguez is going through gender reassignment. I have no clue where this rumour originated from, and it's clearly bollocks, but it's become a bit of a 'Kennan and Kel died in a car crash' thing. 

Fair dues if he is/does but that rumour's been doing the rounds since he signed last year. Wouldn't put any pass on that, Brewster. He'd be no Miriam, I'll say that much. 

Reckon a red started it for the craic and it's never going away now. Said potential red must be purring in his sleep on a nightly basis. 

On the Gylfi thing; I defended him to the hilt last season, as he was one of the only players who bothered to turn up during the season, and I got into multiple rows with the deluded Boo Boy sorts on social media over the chap's ability and the fact he seemed to care. 

Really now wish I didn't bother. 

[Guy Bifkin]

The classic "doing research for a book" defence isn't going to wash when it comes to a professional footballer is it?

[Keith Houchen]

Shame he doesn’t play for Liverpool, then the discretion could’ve simply been brushed away with “Cultural Differences” and the fans would defend noncing like they defended racism. 

[SuperBacon]

Just now, Keith Houchen said:

Shame he doesn’t play for Liverpool, then the discretion could’ve simply been brushed away with “Cultural Differences” and the fans would defend noncing like they defended racism. 

Noncing Means More

[Keith Houchen]

6 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Noncing Means More

You’ll Never Pork A Grown (woman)

[SuperBacon]

Bless him.

He doesn't have to justify himself. And fuck The Spectator.

[Mr_Danger]

2 hours ago, Keith Houchen said:

Shame he doesn’t play for Liverpool, then the discretion could’ve simply been brushed away with “Cultural Differences” and the fans would defend noncing like they defended racism. 

You forgot the bibs.

[Steve Justice]

Cracking. 

[Mr_Danger]

Arsenal meant to be looking at Maddison for £50m-£70m and Ramsdale for £38m! £150m for Ben White, James Maddison and Aaron Ramsdale. That’s a hard Brexit.