Christmas Tubs Tussle - Seasonal Sweets RANKED!

[Kaz Hayashi]

58 minutes ago, Accident Prone said:

Judging by his comments, FelatioLips prefers biscuits over chocolate, which makes the whole ranking and tourney biased IMOH. He's even got the green triangle at 9, and refers to the Malteaser as overrated! As bent and as fair as a North Korean election.

You’ve redeemed this thread, and @mim731 comments below about Fuse & Dream have hit a nerve. Both absolutely brilliant additions to Heroes that are sorely missed.

I’d like a box of Chocolate rejects this Christmas. 

[PunkStep]

2 hours ago, Thunderplex said:

Hero's piss me off.  The concept is duddy versions of popular chocolate bars.  The chocolate eclairs are full fucking size.  Bullshit.

Do you want a version of the eclair in the same size ratio in there instead? That's madness boss, the fuck is wrong with you.

[FLips]

It’d be really something if the big takeaway from this thread is that Thunderplex wants tiny eclairs.

I resent the biscuit comment too, the only biscuit in the lot is Twix! I miss Bourneville and Fuse the most. Not enough dark chocolate and raisin representation, and not to tail off into another debate but the best thing Revels did was replace peanut with raisin.

[Wretch]

3 hours ago, Wretch said:

Are you new to chocolate or something?

 

[deathrey]

4 hours ago, FelatioLips said:

I think it’s Nestle Chocolate which isn’t great.

I once had a Kit Kat which was dodgy, something had gone wrong and it was all chocolate and there was no wafer in there. It was vile. I truly appreciated how bad Nestle chocolate was at that moment and have never had a Kit Kat since.

[Tommy!]

I love nestle chocolate, I'm shocked people wouldn't enjoy a Yorkie, which is essentially what @deathreyhas eaten there. 

Edited November 7, 2020 by Tommy!

[deathrey]

I promise you, it tasted nothing like a Yorkie @Tommy! It was gross

[NavigatorFan]

Me and a colleague used to share a kitkat every day and the whole finger of chocolate happens more than you would think. It got to the point we were hoping there would be a biscuitless finger in our half and when it happened the other one would be seriously pissed off! 

4 fingers of nestle chocolate is probably too much for anyone though. 

Also the maltesers in Celebrations are without a doubt the best and therefore cannot be overrated 

[Frankie Crisp]

3 minutes ago, NavigatorFan said:

Me and a colleague used to share a kitkat every day
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4 fingers of nestle chocolate is probably too much for anyone though. 

Can we have an out of context Partridge thread?

[CleetusVanDamme]

Big Maltesers rule the world. Thankfully you can get boxes of them alone now, so there's no need to ever buy Celebrations again.

[FLips]

I will die on my Strawberry Creme hill. Have this bonus Revels Ranking you bastards.

6. Chocolate
5. Malteser
4. Coffee
3. Orange
2. Raisin
1. Toffee

[Harry Wiseau]

Stop getting chocolate wrong!

[deathrey]

Chocolate covered raisins are the worst. I don't always mind coffee flavoured chocolate but the coffee Revels are gross. I agree that the toffee ones are the best ones though

[gmoney]

34 minutes ago, FelatioLips said:

I will die on my Strawberry Creme hill. Have this bonus Revels Ranking you bastards.

6. Chocolate
5. Malteser
4. Coffee
3. Orange
2. Raisin
1. Toffee

6. Toffee 

5. Raisin

4. Chocolate

3. Malteaser

2. Orange

1. Coffee

They never should have got rid of the coffee creams from Roses and Quality Street. I don't know why this list is double lined spaced.

 

[SuperBacon]

46 minutes ago, FelatioLips said:

I will die on my Strawberry Creme hill. Have this bonus Revels Ranking you bastards.

6. Chocolate
5. Malteser
4. Coffee
3. Orange
2. Raisin
1. Toffee

Please stop posting for the night. Please.