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A thread in which for Arsenal and Spurs fans to have sexual tension and poor banter 20/21.

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1 hour ago, PunkStep said:

He's a nob, but I'd be delighted if he smashed in a acrobatic winner against United, leaving Harry the Fridge in the mud. 

Zlatan's such a hero, even I'd be delighted to see that. Can't possibly dislike the guy. 

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Zlatan just got owned by LeBron after he effectively told him to stick to playing basketball (which won Zlatan a load of MAGA moron fans), so yeah fuck him. Politics is for everyone. What if Rashford just stuck to playing football?

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2 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

Adebayor telling people he has been up in their mums "pummm". Beautiful.

 

Even as an Arsenal fan I appreciate Adebayor's commitment to shithousery. 

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3 minutes ago, mim731 said:

Even as an Arsenal fan I appreciate Adebayor's commitment to shithousery. 

I mean, regardless of who you support, if you say shit like that on social media, expect to get some back.

He's a funny one. I HATED him when he was at Arsenal (that goal at WHL in September 2007 was so depressing, as it was incredible), loved him at City for the best celebration of all time, then was really underwhelmed with him at Spurs, despite scoring a fair few goals. 

But for me, his legacy will be this: spacer.png

One of the worst things I've ever seen as a Spurs fan, and that's saying something.

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I think what cemented Adebayors position in the Hall Of Fame was when Whoa Big Brede, Hangeland, said the following 

 I played for Fulham and he played for Spurs. We were attacking and I was marking Adebayor in the midfield, suddenly he says "Ah, I'm hungry."

I replied, "What?"

"I can't wait for the game to finish, I'm so hungry. Do you know a good restaurant in London, Hangeland?"

Later when he came to Crystal Palace I started to realise where this came from. When we had strength workouts he would sit in the gym with just a cup of coffee and a muffin.

He was being paid by Manchester City, Tottenham and Palace at the same time, and he was sitting in the gym drinking coffee.

Incredible natural talent, very lazy.

 

 

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27 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

I think what cemented Adebayors position in the Hall Of Fame was when Whoa Big Brede, Hangeland, said the following 

 I played for Fulham and he played for Spurs. We were attacking and I was marking Adebayor in the midfield, suddenly he says "Ah, I'm hungry."

I replied, "What?"

"I can't wait for the game to finish, I'm so hungry. Do you know a good restaurant in London, Hangeland?"

Later when he came to Crystal Palace I started to realise where this came from. When we had strength workouts he would sit in the gym with just a cup of coffee and a muffin.

He was being paid by Manchester City, Tottenham and Palace at the same time, and he was sitting in the gym drinking coffee.

Incredible natural talent, very lazy.

 

 

That makes me appreciate the celebration in front of the Arsenal fans even more. He must've been absolutely fucked!

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Hated him for the way he left us and subsequently celebrated against us, but there's a soft spot there for him. When the Togo national team were ambushed on a bus that time, he gave an interview afterwards wearing an Arsenal shirt- years after he burned that bridge. Nutter that didn't give a shit.

 

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18 minutes ago, PunkStep said:

Hated him for the way he left us and subsequently celebrated against us, but there's a soft spot there for him. When the Togo national team were ambushed on a bus that time, he gave an interview afterwards wearing an Arsenal shirt- years after he burned that bridge. Nutter that didn't give a shit.

 

Alan Shearer: "SHIT! Gary's already said Eto'o....think of another relevant African striker....ah yes, Roger Milla."

Edit: Actually, I'll let Alan off, as I've just realised that they're talking about Cameroon, who weren't massively blessed with great strikers in those years.

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