A thread in which for Arsenal and Spurs fans to have sexual tension and poor banter 20/21.

[SuperBacon]

19 minutes ago, PunkStep said:

That's the Wrexham thread, isn't it?

No, that'll be the one where you can just pop in post after post after post of utter bilge, and have a chat to yourself..I imagine.

[PowerButchi]

Stop making me agree with Hannibal Scorch. Cheers.

[SuperBacon]

The only reason Jose is still there is because of the fucking Carabao Cup, where Spurs will get absolutely pummelled. THE CARABAO CUP! 

I am convinced there is a clause in his contract that says Levy has to pay him less if he leaves the club with a trophy. I can't think of any other explanation, as to why he's still there. 

We all laughed when there were actual fights at the Emirates in the last throes of the Wenger Out days. Lucky fans aren't allowed in as I cant imagine how rank the atmosphere would be right now, given that it can be horrible when we're not winning in the "right way".

Get him out. Give it Ledley (Ryan Mason & Matt Taylor) till end of season.

 

[Factotum]

Can Spurs afford to sack him? Isn't he on huge wages? I don't actually know, but i imagine it would be quite the whack to get him and the coaching staff.

I always thought it was an absolutely nuts appointment. Incredible short term thinking from Levy. Jose always makes everything about himself and leaves a trail of destruction in his path. I must say its rather hilarious watching him do it at your lot (somewhat makes up for our turgid season)

[gmoney]

If you sign a contract longer that 2 years with Mourinho you deserve everything you get. 

[SuperBacon]

12 minutes ago, Factotum said:

Can Spurs afford to sack him? Isn't he on huge wages? I don't actually know, but i imagine it would be quite the whack to get him and the coaching staff.

About 30m to sack him I think, so I'm sure Levy is desperately trying to get Guns N Roses to add another date on to their run to make up for it.

12 minutes ago, Factotum said:

Incredible short term thinking from Levy. 

For a man who is so smart and has run an incredibly successful club (off the pitch before anyone LOLs), it was the stupidest thing he's ever done. A pure ego stroke because he was turned down before and he wanted to say "I hired one of the most successful managers of all time". 

The thing is, I quite like Jose. I got a big kick out of him (and Wenger) doing punditry together and thought he was really insightful, honest and funny. He's an entertaining guy, I just don't want him in charge of Spurs.

[PunkStep]

5 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

The thing is, I quite like Jose. I got a big kick out of him (and Wenger) doing punditry together and thought he was really insightful, honest and funny. He's an entertaining guy, I just don't want him in charge of Spurs.

Yeah, same here I'd say. Especially after watching the Or Nothing documentary. He's definitely a character, he's box office. Yet at the same time I hate him and I'd never want him at my club, for the reasons outlined by Factotum. 

[SuperBacon]

Literally all I will remember him for:

The way his assistant knows exactly how to trigger him is wonderful.

[PunkStep]

His assistant has a very bright future ahead of him, he showed a lot of promise in the documentary given his relative inexperience. 

[SuperBacon]

8 minutes ago, PunkStep said:

His assistant has a very bright future ahead of him, he showed a lot of promise in the documentary given his relative inexperience. 

Maybe he should open his fucking mouth then when Jose is making decisions like the final sub he made on Sunday.

[SuperBacon]

Champions League, Shmampions League. This is where the big boys play.

 

[Factotum]

God I hope we don't get Spurs. We would play you three times in a week! Also I genuinely hate playing other English sides in Europe.

On the game yesterday - What is more to say about Saka? The lad is an absolute star.

[stewdogg]

4 minutes ago, Factotum said:

God I hope we don't get Spurs. We would play you three times in a week! Also I genuinely hate playing other English sides in Europe.

On the game yesterday - What is more to say about Saka? The lad is an absolute star.

I hope we don't draw you either, I couldn't face losing 3 times in a week to you guys.

[Factotum]

Just now, stewdogg said:

I hope we don't draw you either, I couldn't face losing 3 times in a week to you guys.

It would probably be three 0-0 in a row with a terrible penalty shootout to decide it all

[stewdogg]

Phew, I think good draws for Arsenal and Spurs there.

United vs Milan though, could be a cracker. Hope Zlatan goes there and humiliates Maguire.