Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted October 31, 2020 Paid Members Posted October 31, 2020 PM press conference just announced for 4pm Quote
patiirc Posted October 31, 2020 Posted October 31, 2020 Just now, Hannibal Scorch said: PM press conference just announced for 4pm Urrrgh is all I have for that. Next week is going to be a clusterfuck of epic proportions, again. Tier twelvety of lockdown. Pick one thing stick with it and sort out fucking track and trace so it fucking works. That's too much to ask for? Next week I'll have one company to take through Brexit and then in the other a multiple complex needs cohort who are already exasperated. Fuck this shit already. Quote
WyattSheepMask Posted October 31, 2020 Posted October 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, Hannibal Scorch said: PM press conference just announced for 4pm Only cos Starmer called him out on twitter (Courtesy of our very own @JNLister) Quote
TomJones233 Posted October 31, 2020 Posted October 31, 2020 9 minutes ago, LaGoosh said: You are the worst poster on this entire board. Someone's not invited to my lockdown zoom crimbo bash Quote
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted October 31, 2020 Paid Members Posted October 31, 2020 5 minutes ago, TomJones233 said: Someone's not invited to my lockdown zoom crimbo bash Is a one person only zoom considered a bash? i want to see him spin this. Starmer was called all sorts when he suggested this a few weeks back as a 2 week lockdown. So how can they explain a (possible) 4 week one without looking like a cabinet full of twats Quote
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted October 31, 2020 Paid Members Posted October 31, 2020 He won't give a fuck, because once he's finished passing contracts to his mates and mistresses to make sure they're sorted he'll fuck off to somewhere warmer and live the rest of his life washing blood off his hands with imported Icelandic glacier water with no recourse. Quote
Paid Members JNLister Posted October 31, 2020 Paid Members Posted October 31, 2020 Press conference now at 5. Several wags questioning whether Johnson remembered to put his clocks back. Quote
Wideload90 Posted October 31, 2020 Posted October 31, 2020 Another lockdown after throwing shade on the Labour party for urging this sooner? What a fucking shambles. U-turn ahoy. Quote
Wideload90 Posted October 31, 2020 Posted October 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, johnnyboy said: It's not lockdown, it's tier 4 (of the 3 tier system). Ah! That's entirely different... I'll still be teaching and contributing to the rise in cases. Why have they released the news prior to the briefing? Defies the point of having the conference. Quote
CavemanLynn Posted October 31, 2020 Posted October 31, 2020 7 minutes ago, johnnyboy said: It's not lockdown, it's tier 4 (of the 3 tier system). Holy shit. Skipping straight past tier 3+. Quote
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted October 31, 2020 Paid Members Posted October 31, 2020 What's the difference between 38DD and 38E? Bras confuse me. Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted October 31, 2020 Members Posted October 31, 2020 1 minute ago, johnnyboy said: A: Because they're cunts. The 4pm press conference that was due to start at 5pm is now pencilled in for 6:30pm. *Tommy Robinson voice* WHAT ABOUT LITTLE MIX!!!??? Quote
Guest Posted October 31, 2020 Posted October 31, 2020 49 minutes ago, Wideload90 said: Why have they released the news prior to the briefing? Quote
Wideload90 Posted October 31, 2020 Posted October 31, 2020 The quality of these slides is horrendous. Shoddy. We lost LITTLE MIX for this?! *insert Monty Python "burn her" gif here* Quote
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