Covid-19 Megathread

[tiger_rick]

4 hours ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

stay safe

And you, Hannibal. Very sorry to hear this. All the best to you and your family.

[Hannibal Scorch]

Thank you all who have publicly and privately reached out. I’m sorry I had no-one to speak to this morning and not did I want to say anything publicly until people knew. I’ve spoken to my Aunt and Uncle about it. I can’t speak to my mum so decided I’ll send a card in the post. I was going to write a letter to my Dad for if he came out. My wife has told me I should right it anyway so I might do that. 
 

I feel better now I’ve talked to some family. I’m sure there will be more ups and downs to come.
 

I’ve had to mute some friends on social media because of their views on the situation. One in particular has gone full tinfoil.  Here are some of his gems. 

[Guy Bifkin]

50 minutes ago, johnnyboy said:

The staff at the side make it.  In the words of Dizzee Rascal, bonkers.

I know he's an awful, awful man but his briefings are currently the highlight of my day.

[DEF]

Fuck Hannibal. That sucks. Really sorry for your loss. I think it's a really good idea to write that letter.

Re your mate. He seems like hes utterly lost the plot.

[Divorced Dad]

Wifey and I got our test results back today. Thankfully all clear. 

[ReturnOfTheMack]

Oh man, sorry to hear @Hannibal Scorch. Hope you get through this.

[unfitfinlay]

Sorry for your loss @Hannibal Scorch

It's an awful thing to go through even when things are normal, much less now.

I'd definitely recommend writing your letter.

[Hugh Thesz]

1 hour ago, Divorced Dad said:

Wifey and I got our test results back today. Thankfully all clear. 

Brilliant news mate

[Lord-Mountevans]

1 hour ago, Divorced Dad said:

Wifey and I got our test results back today. Thankfully all clear. 

Not that it's important, but does having a "wifey" not kill your gimmick of being a Divorced Dad? ?

Edited April 24, 2020 by Lord-Mountevans
grammar

[Divorced Dad]

22 minutes ago, Lord-Mountevans said:

Not that it's important, but does having a "wifey" not kill your gimmick of being a Divorced Dad? ?

Unfortunately my whole gimmick is a lie as a result of an old neil name change thread. I'm neither Divorced nor a Dad. 

[Retro Red]

 

24 minutes ago, Lord-Mountevans said:

Not that it's important, but does having a "wifey" not kill your gimmick of being a Divorced Dad? ?

To be fair I'm not even singularly curious, let alone doubly so. This dad thing is all a sham.

Edited April 24, 2020 by Bicurious Dad
Although I am a Dad.

[Keith Houchen]

38 minutes ago, Lord-Mountevans said:

Not that it's important, but does having a "wifey" not kill your gimmick of being a Divorced Dad? ?

Someone on their second marriage can be a divorced dad, or a bicurious dad, or a Polish dad. 

[Lord-Mountevans]

16 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

Someone on their second marriage can be a divorced dad, or a bicurious dad, or a Polish dad. 

& that's why i asked?

On a similar note, i am happy to inform you that i am an appellation of deity, who has the authority, control & power over others, acting like a master, a chief, or a ruler

Edited April 24, 2020 by Lord-Mountevans

[Devon Malcolm]

I actually did tell South Africans they're history.

[Keith Houchen]

27 minutes ago, Lord-Mountevans said:

& that's why i asked?

So no, it wouldn’t kill the gimmick.