All Tories Are Cunts thread

[WyattSheepMask]

So, how long until his books out?

Seriously though, they bent over backwards, made all the easier by being a bunch of spineless cunts earlier this year cover for him, and for what? 
What a bunch of gimps

[Joe Blog]

15 hours ago, JNLister said:

Man who was definitely staying till the end of the year does a U-turn:

In the box: a thumbed through, but unread, copy of Machiavelli's 'The Prince', a snow globe of Barnard Castle and a jar full of the tears of starving children.

[Jazzy G]

Surprise, surprise. 

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/nov/17/rishi-sunak-refuses-to-say-if-he-will-profit-from-moderna-covid-vaccine?CMP=share_btn_fb

[LaGoosh]

So do we reckon Patel is going to get the boot today or they gonna cover up her bullying and abuse? Most likely the latter.

I'm a civil servant based in Whitehall and her absolutely cuntish behaviour has been an open secret since before the inquiry so it'll be fairly depressing when she gets away with it.

[Jazzy G]

Of course she won't. Everything in the news today will be about the public sector pay freeze (at least nurses are getting a raise), Jeremy Corbyn's proposed legal action against the Labour Party and Johnson's pledge of £16.5 billion for his space lasers.

Unless Marcus Rashford buys another house or something. 

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

So if it gets found out in a report that you are a bully, you get the full support of your boss, and the person who was head of standards and was responsible for the report resigns.

That is the world of Tory cunts. What a time to be alive. 

[SuperBacon]

That whatsapp that says "time to rally round the prittster" shows what fucking cunts they truly are.

Could've had Prit Stick, Prit A Manager, Priti Vacunt...

You just know they all call the PM BoJo.

[Surf Digby]

I bet he insists on the ladies calling him "Big Johnson".

He probably guffaws, too.

Edited November 20, 2020 by Nostalgia Nonce

[The King Of Swing]

1 hour ago, SuperBacon said:

That whatsapp that says "time to rally round the prittster" shows what fucking cunts they truly are.

Could've had Prit Stick, Prit A Manager, Priti Vacunt...

You just know they all call the PM BoJo.

I'll stick with Priti Much a Cunt. 

[Chili]

'The Prittster'.

Someone actually said that. That was the best they could do. A real actual human (citation needed).

[Jazzy G]

@Chilithis is what an Oxford education will get you. 

[BrodyGraham]

She's the Stephanie McMahon of British politics. She can do whatever the fuck she wants to whoever the fuck she wants and she'll never get any comeuppance.

[Keith Houchen]

9 minutes ago, BrodyGraham said:

She's the Stephanie McMahon of British politics. She can do whatever the fuck she wants to whoever the fuck she wants and she'll never get any comeuppance.

Steph has a nicer and more earnest smile. 

[Bettencourt]

An Aberdeen Tory councillor, Allan Donnely was today suspsended for a year because he was convicted of Sexual Assualt of a man working at a dinner he was attending. It backdates to March this year when he was initially suspended. Turns out he has been on full pay during this suspension. He's essentially had a year's paid sabbatical due to his conviction. Absolutely incredible that he is allowed to carry on representing his constituents.

Oh and during the hearing today, Co-Leader of the council, fellow Tory, Douglas Lumsden forgot which ward he represents. ?

Edited November 20, 2020 by Bettencourt

[WyattSheepMask]

Piers Morgan might be continuing with his Poundland Paxman tribute, but that aside, I can’t get my head around why they still allow Matt Hancock to go on live TV